Thread by @goddeketal

🧵 THREAD: Exposing the Krassenstein Brothers (Again)

Let’s dive into the past statements these two have made right here on this platform. Today, I’ll show you exactly how they’ve lied, twisted the truth, and gaslighted their followers. Get your popcorn ready. 🍿

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2:/ Before rebranding as ‘political activists’ in 2017, the Krassenstein brothers ran Justin Bieber and Jonas Brothers fan accounts.

They actively sought out other fan accounts (Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, etc.) to buy, likely boosting their followings in the early days of Twitter. There’s also plenty of evidence they used follow-unfollow bots both before and after turning those teen traps into @krassenstein and @EdKrassen.

It’s no coincidence both accounts were following exactly (!!!) 506.3K people a year ago—doing that manually would take years. The grift started long before you knew their names.

3:/ Back in 2017, Ed Krassenstein suddenly popped up ranting about Trump, probably leaving his 500k Belieber teenagers scratching their heads, wondering, “Who the f**k is this dude?” The attached screenshot shows that this account was still connected to Justin Bieber fan accounts at the time. Just take a look at the suggested “You may also like” section! 😂

Now, let’s get into the hypocrisy: in one of his tweets (3rd from the bottom), he blasts 62 million Americans, calling them supporters of a “horrific, demented human being” for voting Trump. Fast forward to Biden’s presidency, where we literally had a president showing clear signs of dementia, but Ed? Silent. Not a peep accusing Biden of what he easily threw at Trump. That's the typical Krassenstein as we know them. More to come below. 👀

4:/ Brian @Krassenstein, the intellectually more limited half of the Krassenstein brothers, has a long history of making empty promises to boost his follower count and line his pockets. These brothers have always been about using unethical tactics. Back in the day on Facebook, they vowed to empty their bank accounts for Haiti if their page hit a certain number of likes—only to turn that page into their personal news outlet later.

On Twitter, it was no different. Brian made not one but TWO bold promises. First, he guaranteed that if Trump was still in office by December 31, 2019, he would delete his account (spoiler: Trump stayed, Brian didn’t delete). Then, he claimed he’d delete his account if Trump’s son wasn’t indicted. Well, the son wasn’t indicted, and did Brian keep his word? Of course not. Instead of deleting his Twitter account, he just quietly erased the tweets.

Once a liar, always a liar.

5:/ The Krassenstein brothers have a long tradition of deleting tweets. When I called out Brian Krassenstein for this tweet, where he accidentally confused DMs with posts and blackmailed a “Becky from the DNC,” his first response was to claim it was fake. But after I provided rock-solid proof of its existence, he backpedaled, fabricating a story that he only posted it to “expose conspiracy theorists.” This claim made absolutely no sense, and we easily debunked his “proof” as doctored.

It’s another classic Krassenstein move: make an outrageous claim, deny it when confronted, cry out in pain while accusing you of fabricating evidence. And when you show undeniable proof (like their t33n p*rn domains), they retreat and threaten lawsuits.

6:/ Hey, thanks for reading this thread! Let me shamelessly introduce myself. My name is Simon, and I currently live in exile deep in the Brazilian rainforest. Why? Because, unlike the Krassenstein brothers, I dared to tell the real truth about Covid. I can’t stand those who bow down to the machine instead of raging against it.

I don’t just expose propagandists and opportunists like the Krassensteins, but also the global players behind Agenda 2030 who seek to enslave us all. If you’re tired of their lies and ready to fight back, hit that follow (or even subscribe) button—because together, we resist.

7:/ And that brings us to the next point. Of course, the Krassenstein brothers also played the role of obedient NPCs when it came to COVID. In just 8 months, Ed Krassenstein’s “scientific” claims went from “100 times more likely” to “twice as likely” regarding myocarditis in vaccinated individuals. 🤡

First, it was “many many more cases,” then it’s just “twice as likely.” Which is it, Ed? What qualifies a scammer like this guy to speak on medical issues? The guy has zero credibility in finance, let alone in medicine. But hey, keep moving those goalposts, Ed, while the rest of us keep seeing through the BS.

8:/ It wasn’t just Ed Krassenstein spouting off about COVID, his brother Brian also had some strong opinions. What’s weird is how Brian supported the vaccine, calling any doubts about it “anti-vaxxer lies,” all while ridiculing ivermectin, which has been proven to have significant benefits.

They’ve never admitted they were wrong about anything, and as far as they’re concerned, ivermectin is still just a “horse dewormer.” By the way, share this thread if you’re glad both of them are double vaccinated and quadruple boosted. IYKYK! 😉

9:/ It’s not just about lying through their teeth when it comes to COVID or political events. Sometimes, I think the Krassenstein brothers can’t even tell what’s truth and what’s illusion anymore. Here, Brian claims he never engaged in domain sniping—only to later admit in another post that he has done it before. Both statements revolve around the discussion of the brothers’ involvement in certain p*rn domains.

So which is it, Brian? The truth seems as elusive as your integrity.

10:/ Even during the second assassination attempt on Trump, Ed Krassenstein claimed it wasn’t an assassination attempt, despite the clear Fox News headline confirming exactly that. The Krassenstein brothers will do anything to push their political agenda. If you’re expecting honesty from these two, you’d probably also believe that Karl Marx would have been a great small business owner.

It’s all smoke and mirrors with them.

11:/ Let’s cut to the chase: The Krassenstein brothers are masters of pushing the woke agenda, twisting reality, and gaslighting anyone who questions their narrative. Whether it’s defending irreversible “gender-affirming care” for kids, comparing child marriage to medical treatments that leave children sterile, or mocking basic concerns about privacy in public bathrooms, they’re on the frontlines of pushing this cultural insanity.

They dismiss real issues and silence debate with snarky comebacks, all while pretending to support human rights. Whether they’re downplaying the dangers of exposing kids to inappropriate situations or turning a blind eye to the consequences of their beloved policies, they’ve shown they’ll push the woke narrative at any cost.

These two aren’t just influencers; they’re key players in normalizing a world where common sense, decency, and child safety are sacrificed at the altar of political correctness.

12:/ And often, when the Krassenstein brothers get cornered or called out, they pull the antisemitism victim card as their go-to defense. It’s a cheap tactic, and sometimes it backfires spectacularly—like in this case, where Ed tried to accuse @iFightForKids of hating Jewish people, only for it to be pointed out that the guy he was accusing is Jewish himself! They’ll weaponize anything to avoid real debate, but even their victimhood narratives can’t save them from their own ignorance.

By the way, follow Alex Rosen if you don't already do so! His receipts are legendary. Literally.

13:/ Another one of the Krassensteins’ finest moments was that they backed the arrest of Telegram founder Pavel Durov, claiming the app was responsible for spreading ch_ld p0rn.

Fast forward a few days, and I exposed them for what they really are—hypocrites who were out there owning and trading underage p0rn domains themselves! It’s like they can’t even keep their own lies straight. These guys are always pointing fingers while doing the exact same (or worse) behind closed doors.

14:/ And of course, they also support abortion, conveniently referencing their religion for justification...

15:/ …and they even claim that a woman can be born with XY chromosomes.

16:/ At the end of the day, it's all about the money for the Krassenstein brothers. Whether they’re scamming people out of their pensions or triggering conservatives just to get interactions on X, morality and ethics are foreign concepts to them. They’ll do anything to grab our attention, which is why I can only urge everyone to mute them if you don’t want to help fatten their wallets through X revenue shares. Money is their Achilles' heel. Nothing scares them more than their accounts drying up because people stop engaging with them.

And because hundreds of thousands still fall for their polls and celebrate when the result leans pro-Trump, I’m writing this thread. The Krassensteins aren’t here for truth, public awareness, or healthy debate. For them, it’s about one thing: CASH.

17:/ Anyway, thanks for reading this thread. A few weeks ago, I wrote a thread exposing the Krassensteins’ involvement in t33n p*rn domain trades and other unethical businesses. That thread went viral. In case you missed it, here it is—enjoy!

18:/ Fun fact: Brian wanted to censor me and was crying about how he couldn’t get X to take that thread down after it racked up 6 million views. So, please share this one as well and watch him throw another tantrum, demanding more censorship—which, as we know, will only backfire.

19:/ Thanks for taking the time to read this thread! Please follow @TaraBull808, @ChiefTrumpster, @DefiantLs, @ClownWorld_, @america_mad, and @EatDaBugs for helping me put it together. Got any other wild tweets I might have missed? Drop 'em below, and I’ll add them to the thread!