Thread by @BacklogReviewer

I've done a zeptosecond of googling about Russell Brand's magical amulet and I physically must share with you all what I have found. I am so sorry for the journey we are about to take together

So, wading through the stinking bog that is google's search results in the year of our cruel and merciless god 2024, I eventually found the website of the tech company Russtopher mentions, Airestech

First port of call was obviously the amulet section. I simply had to know what the cost for protecting myself from all of the deadly waves could be. 'Horrified' is not enough, chat

Brand's specific brand (slit my throat) of 5g deflector appears to be the Lifetune Mini on some heinous little ratboy necklace of some kind. This thing is, from what I can tell, a resin keyring, that retails for 200.00 euros a pop, or buy two for a mere 370.00 - who could resist

Also available is the Lifetune Max, seen here making two toddlers look extremely fucking stupid

But, I though to myself, there's gotta be some science behind this. And wouldn't you know it, the 'our technology' section gives a breakdown of just that very thing, in the form of a handy graph:

If that wasn't enough (and I really hope it wasn't) there is also a whole metric heap of garbage jargon, which even appears to cite a source!

The source is unfortunately a link to a definition of the term "coherence" on a Russian encyclopedia, but A for effort

Thus far unconvinced of the science, I moved on to looking into one of Airestech's partners/sponsors/co-conspirators, The Planetary Association for Clean Energy Inc

Now PACE looks pretty legit upfront, citing a link to the UN and a looooong list of publications dating back decades. "Oh shit," I thought, "maybe 5g is turning my brain to mush, maybe Russell Brand is right!"

I was reaching for my gun at the very thought of such a horrific eventuality, but thought it best to check out one of the sources before departing this vale of tears, and so googled a name at random from the list - Eldon Byrd, author of WE ARE WALKING ANTENNAS

I confess to not being familiar with Mr Byrd's, merely titillated by his zany name. Eldon Byrd is described as "a specialist in medical engineering and bioeffects." What does that mean? Well, that he thinks disease can be cured by mental intervention of course

Byrd has also been lecturing on mind control for decades now, and has been featured in such prestigious publications as 'Terrorized Germany,' and "Mind Justice," a youtube channel and janky, web2.0 looking blog

His letter for mind justice details the mind altering experiments he ran on animals and himself

Climbing this chain back out of hell, we're left with Russell Brand, shilling a plastic keyring for a company whose scientific justification is the most obvious woo I have ever read, backed by a foundation who cite a mind control expert in their list of publications

I don't have a point to make here except that Russell Brand and those he associates with (Jordan Peterson specifically lmao) are obvious, blatant charlatans, hucksters and frauds who prey upon people unwilling to do the modicum of googling I did today

They target the ill, parents with young children, and the mentally unstable, preying on fears and insecurities about the modern age. They will tell you that an invisible contagion travelling on the air will turn your brain to jelly and transform you into a feminist

They are gutter-slime, willing to take advantage of frightened, foolish people to make a quick buck, and should never be taken seriously by anybody, ever. A tremendously embarrassing group of people

I generally try to keep to my own corner of things on this stinking pit of a website but I hope this one blows up, the people need to know about Eldon Byrd and his radical mind vibrations

The amulet can also heal wounds, accordingly the captain of the toronto maple leafs

Donate your amulet money to Palestinian crisis relief instead crisisrelief.un.org/opt-crisis

Told my partner I made this and she said "Evan you're going to get fucking yelled at again, what is your issue" lmao

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