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A fine skylark. I run @5050malaysia. 🌈 She/her.🌹This is the final struggle. إقر

Mar 5, 2025, 5 tweets

(Explaining opportunity cost)
Me: so I'm trying to get Hrithik Roshan to go out with me, but he's not interested. He rejects me.
Student: Fair.

(Giving out books)
Me: Do you want this, it's fantasy.
Student: Teacher, he won't read it, it doesn't have pictures.

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"You don't know Purble Place? Are you old??"

Student: my best friend is also from Sri Lanka.
Me: oh. Is he... Tamil?
Student: he wouldn't be my best friend if he wasn't, obviously?

Me: so I have been calling [student]'s mother 'aunty' on the phone all this time. Then I met her and I realised --
Student: -- that you are the aunty.

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