Thread by @JeanHatchet

Thread. The trolls do love to call comment I make a 'Hatchet Job' so I will lift that out of their hands and very proudly call this MY Hatchet Job.

The Tribune article has landed.

"What?"

The Tribune! You know, Sheffield's source of "fascinating stories" and "one that doesn’t chase cheap clicks".

"Never heard of it sorry."

It has 2700 paid subscribers! £8.95 a month to hear about one man's fight to get a bollard installed in Upperthorpe! Why aren't you already signed up?

"What's an Upperthorpe? Are you having a stroke? Why is a man fighting bollards?"

No he's not fighting bollards. Oh never mind. Anyway they've written a story about the Jew hunt from last weekend where we chased some elderly anti-Semites off the streets. They are not chasing clicks or anything but they really think you should read it. Begging you to almost. Almost like they are using my tweets to draw in ... well clicks and likes.

"Fuck that. It's £8.95. Tell me what it says."

Well. First of all as any professional journalist would Vicky Munro centres herself in a story which is about something else. I think I kicked her in the ego so she has a little cry.

Vicky has a further little sob about me getting in the proper press. But she's better than the other press because she "upset" me. I literally wasted hours Victoria wondering why your fringe is trying to leave your head in opposite directions. Oh no, sorry, yes of course, I mean crying into my dumbbells.

Vickytoria stops whining and tells my side. A bit. That's nice. Perhaps it's going to end well despite her ego biting her on the fringe.

Then Vicky proceeds (after a pointless picture of me and @benleo444) that "in retaliation to" something or another ... unclear what... the holocaust perhaps...my partner is head butted. Or SO I CLAIM. (There is footage everyone has seen love.)

Ok. Let's try to minimise that head butt shall we Victoria? He only head butts the "body worn camera". Isn't it worn on a woman? Like on her chest? "Before swatting at it with his hand" she continues. Ok, so has the camera become free flying at this point or is the old man in fact smacking my partner in her knockers?

Vicky is keen to be fair. He only swatted at the camera because he was trying to retrieve leaflets @LightninLex snatched out of his hand.

May I present the time stamps. Mr Watermelon Hat head butting @LightninLex at 17:21:01. Mr Watermelon slightly later with the leaflets still in his hand at 17:21:17.

(2023 date only because incorrect date and time set on bodycam but clearly we can all read time. As in one time earlier than another. Yes?)

Oh Vicky. Vicky Vicky Vicky. This is a bit sticky.

Our Vicky then forgets she is a journalist, adjusts her errant fringe, and imagines herself a lawyer in a court. I mean relying on some random troll on the internet called Bob Roberts with his "little theory" seems like high quality investigative journalism to me. I wonder if Victoria managed to speak to "the user" and verify his credentials or even if she thought to run the footage through some sort of analytic tool. Bob is a bit of a tool tbh.

Bob "the user", (141 followers gathered since 2009) is then cited as a source of technological expertise that I should have responded to. Who the fuck drops all they have on the table at once? Bob probably. Victoria looks like she might. Me? I like to let idiots hang themselves a bit first.

Then old lady (important for Vicky to say she is 74 though she has never asked my age. I'm 59 btw) comes in. Even if we have not used AI we have used black magic. Can I also note that the 74-yr-old woman only showed up after the head butt. And the dragging into the road. Or you'd see her in the fucking footage Vicktorius.

I love that we are "a bit aggressive and scary" but what she means is we shouted that she was part of a Jew hunt. A bit aggressive and scary itself Janet. I love the vain hope of Jon. Jon sausage, this is not going away and Vicky here has not really helped you out much. Did you not think of approaching a proper journalist because they would have asked you what you could prove before recording your half-assed shit?

Next Victoria reports how these poor people with something like half a mobile phone between them and no access to social media have been subject to a torrent of abuse on Social Media where none of them can see it. That must be AWFUL.

I tell Vicky the men are lying. She says I must give her proof. I tell her to roll the dice. She cries about it. Not my casino, not my monkeys Vicky. You placed your bets.

Vicky seems annoyed that I sued a man for lying about me. I can understand that. It puts her in a tricky position if I give her almost nothing and she gambles on the men.

Opinion = I think Vicky is a bit of a nobhead.

Defamation = If I said Vicky had attached a penis to her own forehead in 1995. Which I would never say. Even a fringe wouldn't cover it. I'm not STUPID.

Vicky waxes lyrical about the lovely Jew hunts. You can skip this one. It's dull.

Also dull but @stephenpollard is a wrong 'un.

Oh wait, wake up, the villains are back. That's me and @LightninLex . Boo. Hiss. We were fast, loud, snatchy apparently. Not head-butty however. Another activist claims something unproven to do with a phone (I assume not the one who doesn't know what a phone is and still uses a pigeon to order a kebab). I wonder if Vicky asked him for his footage of this like any good journalist would? I wonder if she got pissed off when he wouldn't show it to her?

Vicky reports the group had to leave because of "right wing media" who weren't there. Just me and my phone. The activists, Vicky reports with an increasingly frustrating fringe, didn't want to be fighting in the streets they decided. Probably should have thought about that before smacking one in the tits with your phone Jon.

Nothing "went sour" for me Vicky. It went exactly as planned. I told you I would run the show according to my rules and then I did and you got the face on.

Bit boring - you've all seen Jon admitting he compiles lists of the non-compliant. Move to the next post.

Jon excuses taking lists of addresses where people aren't pro-Pally. As in Jews, Jew-supporters and those who find Jon a pain in the ass. "it's FINE!!!" says Jon - who head-butts women in his spare time.

Dan, the founder of the Tribune, went to doorstep those doorstepped by the Jew hunters. The people confirmed they took leaflets but binned them "promptly". Of course these people weren't asked if they minded their data collecting. That would have been my question Dan.

Jean says Jew Hunting is hostile reports Victoria .... umm yes. I still think this Victoria.

Even I don't know what use this comment is by Jonny. He seems to be saying he might upset other Jews but then he goes away, so it's alright.

Next Vicky reports that I bristle down the phone. I'm bristling right now. Can anyone tell? Shall I bristle harder? One of the activists says South Yorkshire Police didn't stop them. I must just reference @WMPolice here and raise an eyebrow to the sky.

We shouted, we were effective and the term "Jew Hunt" worked. Thanks lone woman (aged 74).

More to follow.

Victoria then gambles. She had her eye on the defamation, I told her to publish what the men are saying if she likes, and she goes for it. I am very interested now aren't you @LightninLex What has the Tribune got in the bank I wonder?