There's no job or task that Marco Rubio isn't willing to do.
Here's a thread of my favorites. 🧵
1. Man in Black, "What aliens?"
2. Virus Hunter
3. El Presidente de Cuba
4. Kentucky Derby Fill-in
5. DJ Todo (Everything)
6. Mine Sweeper
7. Supreme Leader of Iran
8. Iran Oil Field Operator
9. Easter Bunny
10. Cinco de Mayo Leader
11. Adoptive Dad to Punch
12. Linesman For Cuba
13. Pope Marco the First
14. Geography Tutor for AOC
15. USA Olympic Ski Team Member
16. Nanny for JD Vance's New Baby
17. New Leader of Greenland
18. Federal Reserve President
19. New Minnesota Governor
20. President of Venezuela 🇻🇪
See this list on my Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/planetofme…
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