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I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us! -emily

Jun 24, 6 tweets

I met a girl online the other day, I told her she looked like a girl who’s never sold jeans before

She’s said you’re right. How did you know that? I told her I can just tell. I told her actually have some good jeans, and I’d be willing to give them to her for free.

She was so excited and said yes. She asked how I would deliver them to her. I said it’s a bit old fashioned. In person if that’s ok. She said that’s great and she couldn’t wait to get them.

And then I saw my typo and I sent her the correction. No answer, must be a leggings girl

Genes*

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