Michael Jackson was an asshole in “Remember the Time”
Pharoah ain’t deserve any of the disrespect. Queen had an attitude moment the video started.
Talking bout “I wanna be entertained, can my Pharoah find some way to entertain his Queen?”
Pharoah, being the real nigga that he is, claps his hands and “entertainment” appears…
How the nigga supposed to know the Queen used to fuck with a magical piece of shit?
If I’m Pharoah I would’ve stabbed MJ the second he uttered “Fell in love”
Michael Jackson walked into a pyramid, and went down memory lane with Pharoah’s wife…
“Bitch!?!!“
How this nigga got this far still amazes me.
Michael Jackson walked into another man’s living room and seduced his wife in the middle of Ancient Egypt.
Would’ve executed him the second I seen this.
Now this nigga dancing thru all the rooms of the pyramid like shit a joke.
Y’all telling me Pharoah deserved this??
Niggas in the pyramid dancing WITH Mike….
MJ talking about “Do you remember Spain?” and I know that shit echoing thru the crib.
SPAIN!????
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR SPAIN IS FROM EGYPT????????
Are you kidding me??
It is 2017.
He took her to Spain before Christ….
Nigga yelled “brrrrdddootttt dot dot DOT!” In another man’s house…
I’m the ONLY nigga allowed to yell “brrrrdddootttt dot dot” in my house….
Yell that shit if you want to. You ain’t leaving my home safely.
Got me fucked up…
Matter fact, why you yelling at all in my pyramid?
“On the phone you and me, till dawn till 3…” Should’ve got MJ beheaded.
Then here go these disloyal citizens
Really imagine a nigga walking into your home screaming “brrrrdddootttt” and asking your Queen about Spain…
REALLY imagine that….
I’m going to jail if I ever experience that.
You in your fucking living room looking at this…
Then he spun into dust…
If you spin into dust, in my home, I’m getting my vacuum and I’m gonna wait for you to spin back outta the bag.
They knew the choreography…
All y'all been laughing, but no one considering Pharaoh...
MJ: On the phone....
Pharoah: Bitch, what is a phone and why the hell were you on it till 3!?
Honestly, this mostly his fault
#CAAP EP 39: That’s Prostitution
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@ApplePodcasts @SoundCloud Magic Johnson spent 9+ minutes sprinting behind a spinning light skinned man... Smh
And Nefertiti still..... SMMFH
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