My day in near death experiences. A thread.
I wake up and ambitiously put on yoga leggings but drop a fresh cup of boiling tea on my foot
Running my foot under the kitchen tap I click my hip out confirming both that I should, and am not, going to go to yoga
Something about my non yogi body hoping around the flat causes this sexy light fitting to crash from the sky
Leaving this sexy exposed live wire
I don my comfiest slippers over my blistering foot and head to the shops
En route a man violently reverses his car up on to the pavement blocking my path
Is he going to kill me?
He asks for my number
Is he going to kill me later?
I decline and make it to the shops.
Buy myself a (ceiling) rose 🌹 #HappyValentinesDay
Make it home and do some fiddling
LET THERE BE LIGHT
Am now off to @VAULTFestival to see the wonderful feminist work of @RafaellaMarcus @SaraJoycey @Isobel_Roge @deli_segal and am feeling pretty good about life
Turns out it only takes one writer to change a light bulb 💡
But they will tweet about it excessively
Had a shower to wash off all that DIY and my shower curtain rail fell down
It never rains but it pours.
All over my bathroom floor
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