YOONMIN NSFW AU 🔞
The members have different theories about Yoongi and Jimin's relationship, they can’t agree on the nature of their supposedly secret relationship but they all agree the pair needs to stop having sex in places the members can hear them
- accidental voyeurism (this will be discussed), canonverse (!!!), mentions of everyone x everyone, mentions of members x yoonmin, top!yg and btm!jm
[This is a comedy ficthread]
It happened because Jungkook was in a hurry and desperate to pee
In his defense, he went to the bathroom that was closest to the living room and the door was unlocked
They should have been careful with what they do in the middle of the dorm or at least lock the door
but then in the middle of it he heard a broken groan.
And that was when Jungkook should have left the bathroom
But it wouldn't be the first time he's walked in a member jerking off so he kept peeing, and maybe he was blushing slightly but it didn’t matter. He just decided to ignore it and go
Jungkook breathed out slowly- in that moment Jungkook was already regretting his actions- Why did it had to be Yoongi hyung out of all of the members???
And Jungkook froze because
That was clearly Yoongi’s voice but he had said
Jungkook turned slowly to watch the curtain covering whatever was happening inside the shower, realization coming to him and his eyes widened in horror
It couldn’t be
Jungkook tucked his dick back inside his pants turning to leave because there’s no way that was happening
“Hyung, please, come on my face." Jimin pleaded. And that was Jimin, it really was him inside the shower with Yoongi hyung and then Jungkook had the image of Jimin on his knees and cum on his face and the whole day couldn’t get any worse
"We're not done yet," Yoongi said and Jungkook fleed the bathroom
Why had Jimin gone to Yoongi hyung and not to Taehyung was something he could dwell on later, after he tells everything he heard on the bathroom to Taehyung, that is.
For Seokjin, it wasn't surprising at first,
The members have kissed before, not all of them, but it has happened. Everyone knows Yoongi and Namjoon kissed once, Jimin and Taehyung have definitely kissed, Taehyung was Jungkook’s first kiss, none was ever a secret
Now, Jin knew Yoongi and Jimin had been making out for the last few weeks, and he wasn’t going to call them out right now.
“h-hurts” Jimin hisses and is Jimin in pain?
“Breathe in, you're so tense” Yoongi mutters lowly but Jin can hear it perfectly from where he is standing behind the wall that separates each side of the room
“I can take it out, let's use more lube, okay?”
“No, no, it’s okay- just let me” Jimin’s voice is high and Jin imagines him moving his hands in the air, anxious, Yoongi answers with slurping and kissing sounds
Jin is quickly searching for his charger in the dark
Jin hears Jimin's voice perfeclt even if its small and he tenses slightly at how vulnerable it is... but Jin didn't need the explanation of what was happening
“Ah- ah Yoongi,” Jimin gasps and Jin closes his eyes. He didn’t need the vocal reassurance that Yoongi was doing a good job
“Hyung,” Jimin warns, his voice filled with tension. Fuck, fuck, fuck
Jin listens to how Yoongi kisses Jimin, moving around the bed. “It’s nothing, Jiminie,” there's rustle of bedsheets and then “Calm down, it’s just us.” Jin is taken aback by how sweet Yoongi sounds, how gentle he speaks.
“It’s okay, baby” Yoongi whispers back and Jin sighs -he hopes not too loudly- “It’s okay to be nervous, don’t apologize, this is about you, not me”
“I’ll feel good If I know you’re enjoying it” Yoongi kisses him
“You promise it will feel good?” Jimin shakily asks-- and oh my god REASSURE HIM MIN YOONGI!!!
“Okay hyung, can we try again?” And that's Jin's cue to leave
“I’m going to add one more” Yoongi warns
And Jimin screeches in pain with the new addition, and God Jin is about to cross the room and smack Yoongi on the head for not making sure Jimin is feeling good. That fucking idiot
Yoongi only chuckles “There? Did I find it?”
Now Jin wants to smack the rapper for sounding so smug,
“Ah- ah hyung! Yes! There!” Jimin's voice goes really high,
“Good” Yoongi says and his tone has somehow gotten lower, Jin winces at it
“Ah! Ah! Feels good!” Of course Jimin would be screamer “Ah hyung!”
Jin closes the door when Jimin’s moans grow louder, there’s no way the pair heard the slam of the door over the younger's screams
Yeah, that must be it, Jin thought and tried to forget about the couple in his room
The members know lots about each other, know a lot more than is necessary honestly. They know secrets and preferences. They know weaknesses and embarrassing experiences
But what matters to Hoseok at the moment is that they all know Jimin is a virgin, or is he?
So he’s surprised to wake up to kissing sounds and labored breathing in the middle of the night
Hoseok only wants to sleep. He curses himself for not having his earphones close so he can ignore the sounds, he shouldn’t have lended them to Namjoon
“Ah hyung! Can you- ah” Jimin moans loudly
Oh- so no Taehyung or Jungkook. Weird, Hoseok was mistaken. But it's the answer what really makes Hoseok freeze
“Baby,” And that with no mistake is Yoongi’s voice
After a small moan from Jimin, Yoongi warns him “,you need to be quiet, we can wake Hoseok up”
“Ngh, I’m quiet” Jimin hisses and Hoseok rolls his eyes from where he’s laying. He’s not
And then the slurping sounds can be heard and Jimin must be sucking on Yoongi’s fingers, and Hoseok craves death. If he moves, will they realize he's awake? But that would be so embarrasing, Hoseok closes his eyes
Hoseok tries to sleep, but there's a slurping noise and Jimin must be eagerly sucking on the fingers. And Hoseok is picturing it..
“I’m ready hyung” Jimin whispers, but in the silence of the night it sounds loudly, resonating in Hoseok’s ears. Hoseok will die, Jimin is a virgin. What is he doing?
And Hoseok should tell him that No!! That he's wide awake and what the hell are these two doing?? Getting down and dirty right next to him, with no sense of shame or respect or privacy
"Yes, hurry!" Jimin whines
"Aish, don't get so bossy" Yoongi chuckles
Hoseok can't believe it. They are doing it, they are really doing it right next to him. He should have asked for another roomate, Jin hyung wouldn't do this to him, Namjoon wouldn't either. He trusted Jimin, and Yoongi- that bastard
Hoseok is staring at the wall, his back facing the couple, pretending to sleep while Jimin searches for condoms, CONDOMS! next to him. It can't be, Yoongi hadn't mentioned anything about Jimin to him before, why were they about to bump uglies next to him!!!!
He hears them moving around the bed and Hoseok braces himself for what's to come. Yoon and Jimin probably, he hopes fast so his suffering is short
“So tight baby," Yoongi growls "you’re so tight”
Which means he could be on his knees and Yoongi must be giving it to him from behind, and the younger must have his upper body pressed against the bed and the thought makes Hoseok gulp. hard.
Fuck, he's only human, and dicks basically think of their own
“Did not!” Jimin wails
“I told you to be quiet”
"You're shoving my face into a pillow, asshole!" Jimin bites back
Hoseok freezes. Are they... bickering?
"Oh come on," Jimin complains "as if you weren't grunting like some tired animal- Ah Yoongi!" Oh, Jimin is being flipped over now. Oh, Hoseok perks up, they aren't on hyung basis anymore
Hoseok is screwed
"What did you say?" Yoongi whispers, and since when his best friend sounds so sexy?
"Please," Jimin begs and Hoseok thinks that if he had Jimin underneath him like that then he would touch him the first second he asks for it. Stupid Yoongi.
"You're so pretty," Yoongi whispers between kisses "Look at you, so handsome, so beautiful"
And this time, Hoseok does feel truly guilty for intruding
"I'll jerk you off"
"Oh okay, just let me-" Yoongi is probably pulling out because Jimin winces a little
And now Hoseok has to hear his best friend coming, and for some reason he's actually curious
Jimin is clearly not a virgin anymore, he's been hooking up with Yoongi and they are two horny shits that couldn't fuck somewhere else
And then it's silence, and Hoseok can't bring himself to move, and Yoongi and Jimin don't say anything and he's internally pleading for them to go to sleep so Hoseok can leave and properly jerk off
"Where are you going?" Jimin complains from the bed, they must really believe Hoseok is a heavy sleeper because they don't even try
"Shhh", Yoongi talks lowly "I'll bring something to clean us up," and Hoseok figures Jimin nods
"It's okay" Hoseok answers
"Thought you were sleeping"
"This is embarrasing" Yoongi groans, "just, don't say anything to Jimin"
"I won't if you don't"
They are quiet for a while then, Jimin's snoring the only sound in the room, their beds are apart and Jimin's in between but Yoongi's voice sounds so close "I like him"
"I guess so," Yoongi chuckles "Can it be tomorrow? I'm dead tired, I was a bit- busy just now"
"Don't brag, you idiot" Hoseok smiles and goes to sleep
He knew there was something going on between Yoongi and Jimin, of course he knew, he's the leader. He noticed when Jungkook was feeling jealous of Jimin and Taehyung during Wings promo, he noticed when Taehyung wanted to come out, he notices this kind of stuff
In fact, Yoongi only made the leader's suspects more real when he asked Namjoon to come by his studio to listen to some track
Yoongi stood up and made Namjoon sit on the big leather chair. The older rapper forced his headphones on Namjoon and pressed play incredibly fast
Namjoon didn't register what was happening until he heard it correctly- moans
Yoongi and Hoseok stared at the leader expectantly
"Now, listen to this one" Namjoon sighed as Yoongi pressed play, and then another track of moans filled his ears, this time, of course, Jimin's
He only had to say which one he prefered personally, Yoongi hadn't specified anything music related. So if Namjoon had to chose one himself, for let's say- a background to one of his songs then he would choose
Yoongi ushers Namjoon to get out of the chair and he sits in front of the computer again, glaring at it.
"You're biased!" Yoongi spits back
"No no, Namjoon here just proved to us both that Jin's version is better. You can't hear correctly because you want Jimin's track to be the superior version"
"You two are being biased" he grunts and pouts and Hoseok laughs loudly. Yoongi gets like that when he doesn't get what he wants
“But Jimin’s voice is sweeter” Yoongi pouts
"You could force Jimin's voice if you want it so bad"
"Force it?" Namjoon is taken aback
"Make his voice high without telling him to,"
Namjoon is confused
“Let’s say if he’s jerking off, he goes high”
Yoongi stops clicking
Namjoon awkwardly laughs "What a bad joke, Hobi, haha"
Yoongi throws his beanie at Hoseok's face, "Shut up" the elder hisses and Hoseok snorts
Namjoon is silent until he turns to see Yoongi and finds the rapper blushing madly "Oh, hyung"
Hoseok can't stop laughing and Namjoon sighs, Yoongi's crush on Jimin is cute- as long as it's only a crush- and Namjoon can't help it but think it's adorable how pouty and nervous the elder got
"Ah- There- Yes!" Jimin screams and well, fuck. Yoongi really went there, he really tried what Hoseok said. Namjoon is standing in the middle of his studio without moving, he can't believe
"Why are you slowing down?" Jimin whines
"I'm trying something, Jiminie," Yoongi says and it's true- he really is jerking Jimin off to get the moans he needs for his track. Namjoon can't believe his hyung
Namjoon's eyes widen in disbelief. What did Yoongi do?
Namjoon is actually impressed because Yoongi got Jimin to reach the note he wanted, high and pitchy. He really is a commmited producer
"You should just shut up and do that again" Jimin deadpans
Yoongi chuckles, "Sure, baby"
"Fuck! Yoongi! So good, it feels so good!"
Doing whatever it is that his hyung was currently doing
Jimin's moans go so high Namjoon can only think the singer is prepared to reach some crazy notes for their new japanese album. He will be able to sing the chorus. Yoongi just proved Jimin can do it
Namjoon gets his headphones on and turns all the volume up
The blush is worthy.
They all knew Yoongi and Jimin were hooking up. They didn’t want to say it out loud, but it was just there. And Taehyung might be a bit upset because Jimin didn’t say anything, he never did, and they are best friends and Jimin should have said something to him.
He knows Jimin gets even more brattier with Yoongi, he whines and pouts more, and Taehyungs knows!!! he notices!!
Only that Taehyung didn't realize at first what the couple was doing,
Tae wasn’t expecting for everyone to be out except for Yoongi and Jimin
Taehyung can't see Yoongi's face, he sees more of the back of his head and Jimin gripping his hair
Yoongi whispers but Taehyung hears it perfectly.
He watches how a smile grows on Jimin’s face, and he detaches himself from Yoongi, blushing “Yeah?” And Jimin moves his body and oh- that looks like he’s rolling his hips, “How good?”
“Don’t fish out for compliments” Yoongi snaps back and Jimin chuckles, rolling his hips again and again
“Just humor me”
“You’re the best to me, always so good,” more neck kisses and “no one can compare”
“Only you can make me feel this good, Jimin- only you” Yoongi whispers, his voice getting low and raspy “You know so well how to make hyung weak, ngh fuck-“ Taehyung bites his lips strongly at the strangled sound Yoongi makes.
Taehyung shivers at Jimin’s tone, it’s so airy and thirsty, and he’s sounds so damn horny -Tae knows how Jimin sounds when he’s turned on, but this is on another level- They are only humping, why are they so hot and bothered?
“Ah- Ah-“ Jimin nods frantically “Yoongi-“
“I’m so crazy about you, fuck Jimin, look at you,” Yoongi sounds desperate and Taehyung has to look away, he has to.
Not when Jimin throws his head back like that
“Mmh?” Jimin is still gripping Yoongi’s hair, Taehyung can’t know from where he’s standing at but he bets his knuckles are white
Tae is sure because when Yoongi says “I love you so much,” it’s clear he’s smiling
And Taehyung coos, because he was right! Yoongi and Jimin are crazy about each other! It’s not about sexual frustration! Taehyung was right!!!
“Tae-“ Jimin says shakily and Yoongi whips his head super fast and then the elder is also staring at him with crazy eyes “We thought everyone was out...” Jimin breathes out
“I was sleeping when the rest went out,” Tae takes a step forward and Jimin’s eyes grow bigger. “So you’re a thing now?” Tae points at them and Yoongi throws his head on the back of the couch defeated
He takes another step forward and Jimin moves his body to stop him and he winces when he does it, Yoongi looks up concerned
“Come on guys! I just heard you confess your never ending love! Don’t pretend,” Taehyung pouts “I’m happy for you two! I support it!”
Tae frowns “Dude, you’re just making out, chill, we’re past this” Taehyung snorts
“Tae don’t!” Yoongi warns as he walks closer and Taehyung looks down because he just stepped on something- fabric- He looks down and sees it, jeans
“Ah Shit! Noo! My eyes!!!” he screeches
“Taehyung, get out!” Yoongi growls
“I need bleach, Jesus!!!”
“Taehyung get the fuck out!” Jimin screams back
“I eat there!!!”
Yoongi squints his eyes, offended because they have told the kids a thousand times already “Don’t eat on the couch!! That’s dirty”
“Don’t fuck on the couch!!”
“Cockblocker” Jimin accuses bitterly and Taehyung chuckles
“Sorry, you were getting it good and I didn’t realize”
“You gonna tell me all about it?”
“It’s a long story,” Jimin pouts nervously
“I have time” Taehyung smiles and Jimin starts
It’s Yoongi’s birthday, and Jungkook has his phone out. Hoseok has the cake and Seokjin is lighting up the candles
“Where’s Jimin?” Namjoon asks sleepily, it’s almost midnight but they decided to stay at the building to surprise Yoongi as soon as his day starts
And then they all go quiet, half the candles are lit up, and the matches Jin was using start to burn up. The elder is the only brave enough to ask, “You mean, right now?”
Kook lowers his phone and Namjoon frowns. The leader asks “So Jimin is inside there right now?”
“That’s what I’m saying” a sleepy and grumpy Tae answers
Hoseok moves from side to side with the cake, his eyes never leaving the door “Do you guys think-?”
Namjoon stares at the door “There’s only one way to find out”
Jungkook eyes widen “No, no, we’re not going inside until we’re sure they are not naked”
Hoseok whines “But Yoon’s birthday!”
“I want to sleep” Tae adds
The four members stare at each other and Taehyung tiredly nuzzles against Jungkook’s neck. “Just be quiet,” Tae whispers and the five shut up
And it’s quiet, it’s awfully quiet. They nervously look at the door
“Maybe they are being quiet” Jungkook supplies. A moment of silence and then Hobi snorts
“Jimin?? quiet? Yoongi lays a finger on him and he’s already screaming ‘Oh hyung! faster! harder!’ pftt, he can’t do quiet”
“They could be- i don’t know, cuddling or something.” Namjoon tries
“it’s true, there’s no suspicious sound...” the maknae shakily adds and Tae nods as much as he can from Kook’s neck
“You guys are sure?”
“Fuck it, we gotta celebrate our man at midnight,” Hoseok shrugs “do it Jungkookie”
and Jungkook presses the series of numbers
And the maknae lifts his phone and goes to the camera, “I really hope there’s nothing dirty going inside there, I’m not one for erotica film”
“GCF Porn” Tae chuckles
And Hoseok starts singing followed by a tired Namjoon and Jungkook presses play. They loudly sing happy birthday announcing their presence. With the password already in Hoseok only needs to push the door and he does, and then it’s all a blur-
Hoseok on frame singing outside the door, Hoseok walking inside the studio, Namjoon on tow disappearing from frame and then a loud scream- Jin’s face filled with horror and finally Yoongi’s clear and loud “Put that damned phone down!”
They are awkwardly sitting on different places of Genius Lab, Yoongi on his leather chair wit his sweatpants up and secured covering everything. Jimin is settled on his lap, raging blush on his cute face.
Yoongi groans and his face goes all shades of red, he hides behind Jimin, “please don’t make this more embarrassing”
Hoseok laughs and his head shakes from where he’s resting it on Jin’s lap in the big couch “I love this- I’m scarred for life and will love to delete the image from my mind but i love it”
“Or let us join” Hoseok barks and he gets a slap on the forehead from Seokjin
“It’s your fault for barging in my studio!” comes the defense
“Or the rooms” Jin deadpans
“Or the living room” Taehyung happily adds while muching on cake
“Okay, Okay, we get it!” Jimin stops them
“Taste good?” Jimin beams and Yoongi hums in content, they stare at each other and Yoongi pulls Jimin closer to kiss him on the lips
And all the members scream in disgust
“Thanks” Yoongi sighs
“Okay then!” Seokjin stands up almost throwing Hoseok out of the couch “We’ll let you finish your job Jiminie. It was very inconsiderate of us”
And they burst out laughing