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Rob Tannenbaum @tannenbaumr
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Saturday night! Time for me to fuck up a bottle of lemon seltzer.
Oh really, haters? You think I’m fronting about the seltzer? You think I’m pretending to have an entire bottle of lemon seltzer? Boo-ya! It’s about to go down here in Chelsea.
Now haters are saying “It’s probably just tap water in a bottle LOL”? Really? Have you no shame? What’s your source, even? I will block each and every one of you blaggards, so help me.
And now it’s the old “We don’t believe you, you need more people.” You peasants! Wait right there, I’ll make a video of me burping, then you’ll know who’s got a bottle of lemon seltzer.
Snopes is here. At my goddamned front door. Which one of you ratfinks squealed to Snopes? I want and deserve answers!
Starting to think that was not seltzer. Just called delivery for an eight ball, and bought some jewelry on QVC. Does gin look like seltzer?
My friends, helloooooo from San Salvador! You would not believe how friendly and welcoming the people are here! A few teens have offered to drive me to a local discotheque tonight, gotta go.
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