Ah salami lickum, brothers and sisters. Today we is do little story thread about Islamicat, hope it is good! [THREAD] 
Years ago, Islamicat was live peacefully in Syria under the Pusslimic State, which not do anything like crucify people or chop heads or burn peoples in cages, that just propaganda. We had nice country!
Then the crusader imperialist Americans and the vile butcher Russians get involved, as per usual, and our nice little enclave become war zone
So, with the full might of crusader armies being directed against defenceless Pusslims, we has no choice but flee towards Europe
Where we try to cross the Mediterranean to safety
And have to put to sea in dangerous conditions
But luckily we was pick up by nice people from Red Cross
You must remember, as refugees we had lost everything, especially our women and children!
But through grace of Miaowhammad we had managed to remember our cigarettes
And our mobile phones
Once we arrive in Europe though, we discover everyone is want to go to UK because that nicest place (nothing do with jizya-benefits, nothing at all, in fact Islamicat not even know what they is), so we on move again
And we is finally make it to Calais where we is stow away on truck to get to promised land of UK!
Once at England, Islamicat is tell them I is obviously unaccompanied minor, and this beard is simply because in war zone you is age faster (this is true, scientists say it)
So we is given accomodation at place called Greenfell Tower, but it not very nice, but luckily one night Islamicat accidentally leave backpack in fridge...
...and somehow place burn down and we is get moved to nice flat in Kensington thanks to @sadiqkhan!
But longer Islamicat stay in Europe, I is realize it is not nice place really for Pusslims. Is controlled from afar by Dark Lord Vladimir Mewtin!
...who is in league with manipulative media figure and leader of the MOUSE-AD, Zionicat...
...and Mewtin has also install his puppet stooge Pussy Grabber @realdonaldtrump as leader of Great Shaitan America
Russians has also used bots to manipulate UK into voting Brexit (basically make place like Nazi Germany), and use puppets like TommyCatty Robinson...
...and shape-shifting djinn @kthopkins...
...to turn all the people in UK into vile Islamophobic Nazi Brexiters who want to kill all Pusslims!
Islamicat is need to mobilize all Pusslims to fight back against the vile Nazis
Collect charity from unwitting Westerners to help our causes
Sneak halal food into all of your supermarkets to make even more money for jee-had
And use these moneys train the kittens of the Catliphate to take the fight to the infurdel enemies!
Is only then we can realize our dream of conquer the West by stealth, by convincing infurdels we are a minority in need of help, and use their political system to install the Shakira!
And when @sadiqkhan is Prime Minister and Islamicat is Downing Street cat, then UK will be Dar-al-Islam, then there will be peace, like peace of graveyard! Allahu akpaw!
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