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"Madam PM, petrol prices have increased significantly since a month. Protests have erupted."

*PM likes some tweets*

"I'd been to Guadalajara and Bujumbura last week. I didn't know what has happened. I'd been honored with some tweets..."

*Petrol prices continue to increase*
"Madam PM, would you also do Mann Ki Baat like the last PM?"

*Madam PM thinks hard*

"Yes, it is my way of reaching out to my friends."

*Sunday 11 AM*

"Friends, I have liked some tweets. Do you agree with them? If no, give a missed call to 1-800-786-1572."
"Madam PM, the Prime Minister of Equatorial Guinea, Shri Francisco Pascual Eyegue Obama Asue, has expressed interest in visiting India."

*Madam PM tweets out of habit to the nearby Indian Embassy*

"Mishraji, expedite visas to the six people from Equatorial Guinea visiting us.*
*8 November 2020"

*Madam PM on a press meet*

"Friends, the 2000₹ will be demonetized and will no longer be effective from midnight today."

*Breaks into a dance*

*Uproar and outrage everywhere*

"Friends, I have received some responses in the last one hour. Do you agree..."
"Madam PM, someone has tweeted complaining that the officer responsible for Aadhar was communal."

"Transfer him."

"Madam PM, let us not jump the gun. It could be fake."

*Transfers the secretary*

"Friends, address proof no longer required for Aadhar. Selfie is acceptable."
That *is* the name of PM of Equatorial Guinea. I'm not kidding.
*Secretary sacked. No press conferences.*

"Madam PM, it's 8 years. Where's the NEP draft? Devendra doesn't reply too."


"Madam PM, why are you silent on repealing anti-conversion laws everywhere?"

*Likes tweet, blocks, and lets MSM malign the tweep mercilessly.*
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