*PM likes some tweets*
"I'd been to Guadalajara and Bujumbura last week. I didn't know what has happened. I'd been honored with some tweets..."
*Petrol prices continue to increase*
*Madam PM thinks hard*
"Yes, it is my way of reaching out to my friends."
*Sunday 11 AM*
"Friends, I have liked some tweets. Do you agree with them? If no, give a missed call to 1-800-786-1572."
*Madam PM tweets out of habit to the nearby Indian Embassy*
"Mishraji, expedite visas to the six people from Equatorial Guinea visiting us.*
*Madam PM on a press meet*
"Friends, the 2000₹ will be demonetized and will no longer be effective from midnight today."
*Breaks into a dance*
*Uproar and outrage everywhere*
"Friends, I have received some responses in the last one hour. Do you agree..."
"Madam PM, let us not jump the gun. It could be fake."
*Transfers the secretary*
"Friends, address proof no longer required for Aadhar. Selfie is acceptable."
"Madam PM, it's 8 years. Where's the NEP draft? Devendra doesn't reply too."
"Madam PM, why are you silent on repealing anti-conversion laws everywhere?"
*Likes tweet, blocks, and lets MSM malign the tweep mercilessly.*