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John Noonan @noonanjo
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I asked my 16 month old her thoughts on immigration policy.

“Stop making up stories about me to tell your Twitter friends,” she said. “No sane person cares what a child thinks about complex policy issues. Now where the hell’s my applesauce.”

So proud rn
“Maybe you think there’s some sort of purity in a child’s voice, Dad. Or since we only grasp simple, obvious thoughts, attaching your political opinions to my innocence somehow makes those opinions simple and obvious as well. Me? I think you need to get a life,” she continued.
“Honestly dad. I pooped in the bathtub last night and you’re asking me how to reform a broken Visa system?”
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