Thread by @lesbigay6

- BTS text au 🏯 [Taegi]

Taehyung, a prince from the royal family in the Joseon era somehow stumbles over a smartphone. How? Who the fuck knows? The important thing is, he ends up messaging, calling and overall bothering Min Yoongi, a very stressed writer in modern days.

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Taehyung was running as fast as his legs worked. He didn't feel like going to class so he escaped. His father wouldn't be pleased but it's not like he cares too much about what his father likes or dislikes.

He was so lost in his thoughts that he tripped and fell on his ass.

He blinked confusedly and looked down at what he had slipped on. It was a weird object. He had never seen something like that before. He wasn't one to be easily scared of the unknown though so he carefully picked it up.

There were some buttons at the sides and he curiously pushed on them, jumping up a bit (without dropping it) at the surprise when the screen brightened.

He tilted his head like a child would at a magic trick, wondering what was happening and how.

There were weird shapes on the screen and he didn't understand anything at all. But his curiosity wouldn't subside so he began typing randomly until an app actually opened and he saw himself on there.

He let out a high pitched scream, almost throwing the object away.

He paused, though and decided to keep investigating. He discovered that if he clicked at the button on the middle on the bottom side of the screen it would save an image of himself and he found it very funny, taking various pictures, now more confidently.

After a while he wanted to keep trying more things and he found another app with what looked like pictures of other people? He wasn't sure but he clicked on a guy that caught his attention.

He noticed he could write an actual message and didn't hesitate in doing just that.

He clumsily typed in what he wanted to say, hoping that this person would be able to help him and explain what this weird object was.

Yoongi groaned hearing his phone ring. It was way too fucking soon for conversations.
He reached out for his phone on his nightstand, head still buried in the pillows. Sighing, he finally checked his phone out.

A message from an unknown number... Weird.

He clicked on it and furrowed his eyebrows at the message.

What the fuck?

And that's exactly what he typed back.

Taehyung raised his eyebrows in shock. He didn't expect someone to actually reply back. But he didn't understand what the guy said... So he didn't hesitate in questioning that too.

"You gotta be fucking kidding me right now... " Yoongi murmured, rubbing at this forehead tiredly. First he gets a message from a random person, second, the message is said person asking for help? And now, third, the same person doesn't even know what 'fuck' means? What the hell?

Taehyung could feel his face heating up at the other's blunt explanation. He never talked so openly about sex before... How could that boy be so shameless?

Taehyung decided to put his shame aside and answer truthfully.

They're all confused...

Yoongi needs advice...

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He's not stopping but- oh wait what?

Yoongi thought of something...

Yoongi messages the creepy person with a purpose.

Yoongi drops the bomb.

Namjoon's helpless

Aliens

🤢

Panicked gay!

Yoongi is so done with Namjoon

Yoongi's busted a nut

Careful with what you ask for

Smh