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Andrew Weisburd @webradius
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ALCON: General Michelle Obama has arrived in Carbondale from Chicago aboard the armored train so graciously provided by our Canadian allies. Canadian National RR assisted by providing priority access all along the former Illinois Central line.
Per PSYOP PLAN R (R for Rodham), loudspeakers played Wango Tango on repeat to draw Red Hats toward the tracks while a fine mist of organic Essence Of Avocado (EOA) was sprayed.
Years of MSM reportage on the health benefits of Avocado had the desired effect: upon learning they had been exposed to it, the Red Hats dropped dead of entirely psychosomatic symptoms, amid cries of "Fake News!"

Illinois is ours! #secondcivilwar
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