So Trump and Putin are meeting soon, and just the 2 of them in private.

People are wondering what is going to be said between them in private, though with my crystal ball, sage, and soothsaying skills I already know.

Here is the full transcript in this thread.
#TrumpPutinSummit
P: Hello old friend

T: It has been almost a year. And I really need to catch up on our plan, since our communications have been cut.

P: I know, but you have done great! Destroying the Trans Pacific Partnership as soon as you entered office has helped Mother Russia economically.
T: I said I would.

P: Yes, and removing or watering down Obama era sanctions was also good work, I must give you a cookie.

T: Now, I am getting a lot of backlash on the #MuslimBan, is their any way we can make it a few hundred I let in?

P: Nyet!

T: Maybe just...

P: NYET!!!!!
T: Tell me how it works again.

P: Weaponizing Syrian refugees?

T: Yeah.

P: I bomb civilian areas in Syria. I along with the USA refuse to take any refugees in. This places the whole burden of the refugee crisis on Europe. Then, I use social media and my trolls to fuel hate
groups in those countries that support the EU, NATO, and UN. Those are my biggest enemies right now. With the 2 groups fighting and causing civil unrest, they will break apart.

T: Divide and conquer?

P: Do not interrupt, but sort of. By dividing them it makes them weak, and
I can further rebuild Russia before it crumbled in the 90s. I am mostly concerned with the Ukraine because of the gas lines I am to build through the Black Sea. So we have to hit the European Union hard, so I can get Belarus, Moldova and the Ukraine of East Europe.

T: So is that
why I am discrediting the EU, and placing tariffs on those countries?

P: Yes, to weaken them even more and encourage the people of the USA to abandon them. I must say, I was impressed when you retweeted Britain First several times, they are one of my favorite groups to use in
disrupting West Europe and moving Brexit away from a sovereign movement to a hate filled movement and hurt the EU. Now, besides the EU, do you remember the other 2 targets?

T: The United Nations and North Atlantic Treaty Organization?

P: Very good, and do you remember why?
T: Because these groups all prevent Russia from expanding into the West?

P: Yes. Besides Eastern Europe, I also want to retake the Baltic states Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, along with Transcaucasia regions of Armenia, Azerbaijan
and Georgia.

T: GEORGIA? But that is America!
P: Not THAT Georgia, you dotard! The country.

T: Ohhhh...

P: Now, we want you to put more pressure with negative comments on those groups, NATO and the UN. But also a lot more on the EU, IMMEDIATELY!

T: I will make it my priority, maybe I should make an appointment on FOX News
as soon as I get back and discuss all of those in a negative way. Oh, and why am I ignoring the fact North Korea is increasing their nuclear weapons arsenal right after the peace agreement? I get it is distracting from the #MuellerInvestigation and keeping my numbers up, but why?
P: It will help distract China, in case the try and intervene with my plans in Central Asia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, they will also rejoin the USSR again.

T: OK, now I have to ask. What if the #BlueWave2018 or the new supreme court decide to
overturn the Muslim ban?

P: That would be a disaster, almost all the chaos and instability I have created in Europe would be threatened, because with the size of the USA the refugee crisis would be largely alleviated. But, we would have it overturned in weeks.

T: How is that?
P: Well, the chemical attacks I have tested and blamed on the other side in Syria have gone well, lets just say that.

T: So pass the blame again, and the people will cry for the Muslim ban to be reinstated?

P: Exactly, and to make it most effective I want you and Dr Jill Stein
to start going full blown #antivaxxer again. Fearmong with the autism claims, stuff like that. Especially if they start to push the anthrax vaccination.

T: Ok, I got it. And if I do all of this, you will keep telling people that the tape you have on me is just hookers urinating
on a bed, and not tapes #JeffreyEpstein made of me?
(scribd.com/doc/310835987/…)

P: Yes, I still cant believe instead of direct black mail on you like he normally did to clients, he decided to sell me the tapes so I could blackmail you, and that the election hacking worked. Well,
I guess we should wrap things up, Mr. Trump. We are so glad that you are making Russia great again. Tell Roy Moore I said hi.

T: I will, and thanks for the perks now I get in Russian business deals.

P: Well, if we didn't you might just an hero over the blackmail.
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