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cryborg @cryborg
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I want these flying from every McDonald’s in America.

They could even double as happy meal toys ffs

come on America

let’s do this
Or in Trump’s honor

The #SAD meal
Yes, it’s the perfect shape for a McDonald’s happy meal wind-up toy

Turn the knob and watch HIM crawl for a change

They probably end up re-calling it tho... choking hazard.
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