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Greg Olear @gregolear
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By popular demand, the audiobook version of #DirtyRubles is now available at Audible, Amazon, and iTunes.

Below are some reasons why you should give it a listen.

If you would share this and help spread the word, I’d be most obliged. Spasibo!…
1/ Any doubt about Trump’s utter subservience to Putin was erased on Monday in Helsinki, when the former capitulated to the latter. Trump/Russia is more timely than ever. Everyone needs to be informed.

2/ It’s cheaper than the book. And iTunes is cheaper than Amazon. $5.99? That’s what I paid for the "Seven and the Ragged Tiger" cassette at Sam Goody’s in 1983!…
3/ No less an authority than my mother says that I have a very lovely speaking voice.
4/ And I do voices! I do tough-guy Manafort, squeaky Don Jr., drag-queen Kellyanne, and my Trump is not really Trump but actually Colbert-doing-Trump. An impression of an impression.
5/ (Once, at a party, I was doing the “It’s, like, SO WEIRD” SNL bit, and someone said, “Are you doing Dana Carvey doing John Travolta?” And I said, “Why, yes, madam. Yes, I was.”)
6/ Audible has all these ways you can listen for free. I don’t know what they are, but they exist.…
7/ The back-end site for Audible, which is owned by Amazon, is ACX. That’s one letter off from ADX, which is short for Advanced Maximum Facility, the Florence location of which is where Trump’s minions will soon be spending all of their free time.
8/ I thank a lot of #TeamPatriot folks in the preface to the book, and it’s fun to listen to me attempt to not mispronounce everyone’s name. Have you ever said “@aliasvaughn” out loud?
9/ It’s also fun to listen to me mangle saying “vory v zakone.” My trick is to pretend I’m a Russian spy attempting to infiltrate the National Prayer Breakfast.
10/ You can listen on the beach and not hurt your eyes squinting at the sunlight on the white page of the paperback.
11/ Off topic, sort of: I’m not good at foreign languages, but if Putin is a whoremaster, that makes Donald Trump a “puta,” right? Vladimir's Puta? Am I using the word correctly?

#PutinPimp #TrumpPuta
12/ “Dirty Rubles” is actually kind of hard to say. It doesn't roll off the tongue
13/ I consumed close to a pint of rye whiskey while recording the tracks.
14/ People have nice things to say about #DirtyRubles. You can read them on the Amazon page, or on the Goodreads page, or here:
15/ At under three hours, it’s shorter than any of the LOTR movies.

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