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manhattan is an island where 80% of the solid land is built upon massive amounts of congealed + solidified garbage. after centuries of natives discarding shells + fecal matter, white people came and continued the sacred tradition of using this land as a habitable lump of compost
cadmium and other heavy metals flowing down the hudson river since the dawn of time penetrated this putrifying mound of waste + hardened it into something that resembles terra firma. it is faux earth that is able to sustain plants and life via convenient bio-chemical coincidences
the first archeologists to excavate this land were surprised to find absolutely nothing of value whatsoever. future scholars will also know this feeling when theyre aimlessly combing through fossilized cum and rubble, hoping to find something of cultural significance (they wont)
beneath this so called island is the grave of a primordial demon whose rebellion against god ended with a heroin overdose in the ancient equivalent of a very "cool" farm to table brunch restaurant. his corpse leeches out toxins that curse the land to produce nothing but ephemera
today this location is the energetic epicenter of earths lowest chakra. earth has chakras and they generally shift. not this one. new york has been and always will be the earths darkest energy center, the antipode to its third eye. it exists under a dome of pure beastial energy
this energy manifests openly. in dim light of taco carts where drunk hipsters wait to stuff their faces with 19 dollars worth of peasant food, in bars where men pay 15$ for a light pour of whiskey hoping to numb themselves enough to enjoy rutting with psychology major number 4781
and in streets which are thin + clogged like the veins of a junkie, where parents bring their children to sacrifice them to owl headed goddess. stewardess of this land, a commie handicapped version of kali holding the head of teddy roosevelt + rosary of fetal skulls
a massive statue of this modern lilith is erected in central park. it screams on the hour, its soul piercing cry backed by a slow rotation of pitchforks latest top ten can be heard for miles, far beyond the borders of the city, which are now lined with the corpses of nonbelievers
the scent of an outsider is detectable by those who have been under the dome continuously for more than 4 moon cycles. when this olfactory trigger is activated human-animal hybrids burst from windows and open doors, clubbing the man to death with primitive tools. they eat him
typically the residents of this place busy themselves eating literal garbage. new restaurant is dumpster themed. everyone loves it.
inhabitants are neo-neo-platonists with a fanatical devotion to pure ideas. visitors are often perplexed at the famous "bodega", which to them is simply a dirty + slightly defunct small market
a necrophiliac cafe opens in williamsburg, has perpetual 3 block long line
art museum moving classical paintings into storage to make room for new "literal shit" wing made entierly from human feces sponsored by lockheed martin. nyt says is good move
subway trains become so infrequent new yorkers simply walk through the tunnels between stations. black market of subterranean "coyotes" who can protect you on journey to work becomes million dollar industry with multiple uber-esque apps
eventually all residents die after eating pictures of food. city is quarantined and paved over. land is annexed by new jersey.
nyc people be like: "theres so much culture here" [two hour performance art piece where a drag queen fucks a chicken]
"hey i dont even need a room ill just live on this chair next to the door"

nyc: its 1600 a month
build ur own nyc apartment:

not sketchy neighborhood: +1000
mildly sketchy neighborhood: +500
can see a tree: +500
stuff works: +200
illusion of no roaches: +300
neighbors wont threaten you: +300
techno 3 nights a week: +300
will actually meet ur landlord: +500
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