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John Noonan @noonanjo
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Fundraising Pitch Generator:

Bad Person: [Trump, HIllary, Pelosi, Kavanaugh, McConnell, Schumer]
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Threat: [tax hike, repeal Roe, Obamacare, climate change denial, social revolution, meteor strike, giant squid attack]
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Ask: [$5, $10, $50]
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$$$Profit$$$
HILLARY CLINTON WANTS A METEOR TO HIT THIS PROUD AMERICAN LEGION POST: HELP AMERICANS FOR A BETTER TOMORROW STOP KILLARY FROM KILLING MORE VETERANS
"Ok, I donated. What'd you to do stop her."

"I called Chuck Schumer "Cuck Schumer" Facebook."
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