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John Noonan @noonanjo
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California politics is my cheap form of entertainment. In past year elected officials have proposed:
-banning neckties
-banning straws
-banning cafeteria meals
-banning combustion engines
-banning kids meals containing juice or chocolate milk
-banning foam packaging
-banning fun
maybe I made the last one up
You know when your professor said, "Well we're done early, does anyone have any final questions before we go?" and there was always that one kid who stuck his hand up to a chorus of groans?

He ended up in the California legislature.
Was once stationed in California. 7yrs later I'm sitting in Mitt's Boston HQ when my bank calls. Says there was a lien against me for back taxes, courtesy of Sacramento. Told them I was on orders, thank you very much, and I paid VA taxes anyway. I won, but man did they fight me.
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