LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PEOPLE DO ON TWITTER: A THREAD

This is a list of shit that chafes my nips cherry red. It’s all annoying mainly because of how often it happens. Also, sorry if you do any of this. I don’t care so long as you don’t do it to me.
1/
Saying ‘Sit down’ or ‘Now shut up and sit down’.
People do this when they want to declare victory in an argument, but that’s not how you win. You win with persuasive assertions and fact. Plus I’m already sitting down.
2/
‘Get out of your mother’s basement’/ ‘Get a job’.
This seems to be a go-to diss for bots and Fox viewers. Well, dickheads, I’m in YOUR mother’s ‘basement’ and that’s HER job.
3/
Quote tweeting during an argument.
This is the refuge of dickfingered shallow-thinking ogres in the middle of losing an argument so bad they need to call backup from their 200 followers, who are usually indifferent. Just reply normally, asshole.
4/
‘Have a nice day’.
This means ‘I don’t know how to continue the debate so I’m leaving to lick the screen during Hannity’. I’d rather be told to fuck off than receive this snarky parting shot. It’s MY day and I’ll make it horrible if I want to.
5/
‘You forgot…’
Sometimes tweets have lists in them and the lists aren’t comprehensive. Then people reply ‘You forgot X, Y, Z’ in response. No, I didn’t forget. I just didn’t want to list every single thing in the tweet.
6/
‘Source?’
At least say please, FFS. Also, no. No source for you. Use a search engine.
7/
Replying with a meme of something thoroughly debunked. No, Hillary didn’t sell 20% of US uranium to Russia no matter how often trogs like you write that she did on a photo of her looking mean.
8/
Replying or DM’ing and then blocking.
This shows an impossibly low level of confidence in your position or retort. You may as well roll over and urinate on your own belly like a sorry dog.
9/
Finding a way to turn any dumb joke into a tedious auxiliary battleground in some shrieking culture war.
You know what makes the internet less fun? Picking over every word for some sign of insensitivity or political correctness. Piss off.
10/
Assuming I love one thing (e.g. Obama or Hillary or CNN) just because I don’t like something else.

I dislike unaffordable healthcare and Russian meddling in elections. That has zero to do with what I think of Hillary, who I haven’t mentioned. Fuckface.

THE BASTARD END.
Yeah. No. 6 is probably wrong. I didn't really GIF when I slapped this list together. Sources are good, I guess.
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