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Dr Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww
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very important farm beef update

CA farmers are filing to keep Devin Nunes from calling himself a "farmer" on the ballot because he is not a farmer

he's a limited partner in two Napa Valley & SLO wineries, which is the bougiest shit I have ever heard…
also can I just add that OF COURSE it's an orchard farmer filing

Nunes keeps selling himself as a dairy guy, & there's sooooo much beef btwn produce farms & dairies in the central valley

does he even know what hell he brought on himself by pretending to be a dairy farmer
The orchard vs dairy beef boils down to "dairy farms are disgusting." In the CA desert, the manure crusts up & blows away onto neighboring orchards' fruit.

There's also just *so much fucking shit* on dairy farms that dairy farmers have a warped sense of hygiene in general.
When I lived in WI, you'd routinely see dairy farmers stomp into grocery stores in their barn boots & tracking shit all over the grocery store. They took a lot of glee in it. "HAHAHA NOW YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR FOOD COMES FROM YOU WIENERS"
...yes, thank you dairy farmers for showing us all why the stuff you make has to be pasteurized before it's allowed in here
Worked w one central CA orchard with a neighboring dairy that was absolutely disgusting- it wasn't just shit blowing in the breeze. They just dumped their trash in a bare dirt yard, where it'd all blow into the orchard.
The orchard was going crazy trying to maintain basic hygiene with this constant onslaught of shit and garbage. Wanted to buy the dairy, which wasn't doing great financially, just to clean it up.

The dairy *knew this.* Kept jacking their "land price" up accordingly.
AKA the dairy's only business plan at that point was to be so disgusting that their orchard neighbors, who were actually making money, would be forced to buy them out at exorbitant price.

So tl;dr if you thought patent trolls were awful, contemplate dairy farms for a minute 😂
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