Me: So tell me about your day...
Stan: There’s not much to tell. I was in and out of the dean’s office all day.
Me: It’s DAY TWO!
Me: Okay Stan. Why were you in the dean’s office?
Stan: Because I gave the teachers advice.
Me: What kind of advice?
Stan: Well, the art teacher didn’t know what she was doing.
Stan: She was talking about all the compositions that we were gonna make and stuff but I couldn’t focus. She was wearing a yellow suit with a yellow shirt.
Me *stifles laughter*: Well what makes you think that she can’t teach...
Stan: Then she gonna ask me to step outside because I said she looked like the character from The Mask.
Me: Why would you...
Me: How did you end up in the office?
Stan: I tried to take the pass on my way out because I needed to use the bathroom and she said no.
Me: Well she had good reason...
Me: Well what did she say to you when she stepped outside?
Stan: She didn’t say anything because she was too busy yelling about the pass!