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Thal @thalestral
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Guess who just got back today
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them Hawkes are crazy
And this one I am playing VERY differently this time...
MAGIC IS VERY FUN OMG
I've never played DA2 with Carver alive before 😱
I've never played as male Hawke before either but that's less strange - I usually play both genders in games 🤔
I couldn't do the beard so had to make a quick change 😅
Aveline: It's just one more change, though. The real end for me was Ostagar.

Aveline: What about you Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?

Carver: No.

Aveline: All right, then.

Aveline: Bit of a tit, your brother.
Mage Hawke has some big differences out the gate -

Hawke: H-
Fenris: [RIVALRY +20]
I can no longer tell if Carver and Varric are hating... or fucking.
Me: okay fuck you Carver, being your friend is too difficult. We are now RIVALS.

Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]
Carver: [friendship +5]

Me:
My new strategy is to be friends with Varric, Isabela, Aveline.

Rivals with Anders, Sebastian and (romanced) Fenris.

No idea with Carver, whatever he ends up as.

Merrill as a friend until the point you can flip her into equal rivalry.
Very obvious this is my first time as a mage in any Dragon Age game.

Me: oh I can't do this quest with these people, I need a mage, let me fast travel a mo-

Me changing party: ohhh. I'M THE MAGE.
Hmm, that's interesting. Early flirting with Anders doesn't differ by rival/friend or by class - it differs by gender.

Female Hawke gets the whole, ~I'll end up hurting you~ emo talk.

Male Hawke gets the ~btw I bang dudes~ talk 🤔🤔
I always flirt with Anders early on btw cos my Hawke is a flirt 😁

I accidentally flirted with Aveline this time though and I actually cringed. FRIEND ONLY.

Oh jeez, can you imagine a poly Hawke romancing both Anders and Fenris 😂
In the Deep Roads-

Hawke: sure demon, let's make a deal
Anders: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS, FUCK YOU
Hawke: *tricks and kills demon*

2 quests later in the Fade-

Hawke: sure demon, let's make a deal
Anders: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS, FIGHT ME!!
Hawke: for fuck sake
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