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Amanda Jette Knox @MavenOfMayhem
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Hi! I couldn’t be here all day because my best friend on the planet took me to a spa in the hills and I got a massage in a cedar hut and a facial and fancy lunch where they place very few blueberries on your plate but they somehow taste more delicious than other blueberries.
I told her I was going to tell people she paid someone to touch me in a cabin for my birthday, and she thought I was joking, but here we are.
My birthday is on Saturday and I said I didn’t want to do anything this year. It’s wedenday, so that’s worked out great so far. People are really listening.
Anyway, don’t worry. I came back online and I’ve already mommed the internet. First tweet in. I continue to amaze myself. #
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