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John Noonan @noonanjo
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Theoretical physics collides with Newsweek, creating massive clickhole
Reporter: Here, story on scientists with a new theory about black holes.

Editor: Will the black hole suck in earth?

Reporter: Uh, well no... it's just an unproven theory about how they're formed.

Editor: pfff like anyone's going to click on that, Nerd. I've got this.
young reporter's first day on the job

walks into editor's office. feet on the desk, smoking cigar.

you're the new pressman, huh? alright. I only got two rules.

what's that, sir?

verify your sources.

got it.

and stories about black holes ALWAYS involve sucking in the earth
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