Editor: Will the black hole suck in earth?
Reporter: Uh, well no... it's just an unproven theory about how they're formed.
Editor: pfff like anyone's going to click on that, Nerd. I've got this.
walks into editor's office. feet on the desk, smoking cigar.
you're the new pressman, huh? alright. I only got two rules.
what's that, sir?
verify your sources.
and stories about black holes ALWAYS involve sucking in the earth