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Amanda Jette Knox @MavenOfMayhem
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Just two lesbians at a county fair tractor pull. As you were. #shawvillefair
There’s literally a guy in a farmer’s hat next to us and all he’s saying is “ah-yup!” in the conversation he’s having and I CANNOT HANDLE IT. I adore him.
I’m starting to wonder why this is our first tractor pull.

Also I’m not 100% sure what a tractor pull is, but I am so here for it. It starts in 10 minutes. We made sure to get here early for good seats.
Ok. Ok. Someone just arrived and pushed some... bleacher seats?! ... onto the bench and I need to ask them how many tractor pulls they’ve been to. Holy goals.
Ok. Ok. My wife just explained what a tractor pull is and I had no idea she knew. She’s been holding out on me FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.

This? This is actually the biggest secret of our relationship. I’ve just found my next book.
She’s like “I’m not an expert or anything!” And then goes on to tell me the reason they’re wetting down the track is so we don’t get covered in dust.

I AM ONTO YOU, ZOE.
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