"a more robust military" Except transgender people, because we do need to fire up the base and you can't blame Mexicans for *everything.*
I'm old enough to remember when we knew how to destroy the planet and gut civil rights politely (in Brooks Brothers).
(Ed note: at least Trump was elected, after a fashion)
Note to students: this is why I tell you not to use words like 'clearly' and 'essentially.' They add nothing.
Editor's note: it is NOT in our Constitution.
We have one presidency, with one president. Look it up.
I, on the other hand, prefer figureheads. They let me play deregulator.
I learned this one cool trick from my 'boss' where you say 'people are saying' and that makes it true.
I learned this other cool trick from my 'boss' where make things up and that makes them true.
Fuck democracy. Seriously. I mean, while the "left" Resistance moans electoral college this, majority that, I'm like dude, let the "adults" handle governing.
A state so steady, we can't tell you who we are. And whose existence the president* will soon deny.
*don't worry, I'm president
And then I would lose my job, and I wouldn't get to make those sweet, sweet tax cuts.
By "no one," I mean none of the people in positions of power within the White House. And no one else matters. If the Framers had wanted government of, by, and/or for the people, they would framed that or something.
My Faustian bargain will be easier to rationalize if I say that you are as bereft of decency as I am.
Some of us got together and bought a truckload of pearls from one of Ivanka's fire sales. We clutch them all day because Antifa.
Ed note: I dig civil discourse but WTF? This isn't some condo board dispute.
I myself am doing so by propping up a figurehead whom I know is a threat to global security in order to achieve partisan ends.
Which I myself am doing by running a shadow government and telling you about it anonymously.
And by 'country,' I mean Countrywide and their corporate ilk, whose bidding I'm doing on your dime.
This line is definitely going in the book I'll write about this presidency, however it ends.//