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Oluniyi Gates @oluwapower
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The amount of fornication in Lagos is mind boggling, i thought you people wake up by 4 stay in traffic till 8, work till 9 stay in traffic till 12 then wake up by 4. How do you people even find the time to fornicate to begin with?
In Ibadan, wake up by 7, you're at work by 7:30 close by 5, you're back at home 5:15, hangout with the boys/fornicate till 9, then wake up 7 again.
Must be why Lagos people die earlier. Faux busy, always rushing, okada and danfo will spoil your car, noise noise, no time to chill, untop of that rain will still carry comman carry you from your house in Lekki to Badagry. Wow, you people are suffering, sorry dearies!
All the money you make, you spend it on expensive food, expensive rent and dates,car repairs, uber because you don't want to enter danfo where somebody will be shouting on your head because he's selling mokole (bcos you're so stressed you can't get it up) and medicine. No chillin
Ibadan get paid 100k lasan, 3 bedroom duplex is 200k (2 months salary), food is mad cheap, you can get to work in 15 mins, Ibadan work you attend to chill, content people who are not always angry because they are stressed unlike Lagos people so no stress for you.
Leave your work early, chill at any spot of your choosing or get home while your kids are still actually awake and you can enjoy quality family time. Chill with the Mrs who also isn't stressed so sex is better. You both grow old and live long happy not angry.
Should i continue? or Lagos people can you actually see you're suffering?

God should bless all of you so you can make money, move to your village start a sufficient business and live a happy chilled, content life the rest of your days.
No die for struggle, stressed and angry, make you no go slap angel wey suppose mark your name to enter heaven make dem con send you go hell again. Suffer suffer for world, suffer for heaven will not be your portion, can i get a Amemm?
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