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Thread by @nickmon1112: "Oh @TommyWiseau I'm ready to go on a magical journey "Hi babe!" It begins. Oh Johnny is so wonderful he gives his lady a lovely red dress. " […]"

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"Hi babe!"

It begins.
Oh Johnny is so wonderful he gives his lady a lovely red dress.
"Anything for my princess"
Danny is going to listen to Johnny bang this girl
Oh wait he's gonna join them

some kind of 3-way
Hahahahaha oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh I'm already lost
"Did you like last night?"
I dunno Tommy. We just met and I watched you have sex with this girl.
We get to meet Lisa's mother. She looks like a sassy woman. I am excited to see what the plot unfolds for her
Oh no! Lisa doesn't love Johnny anymore. This is bad news. Especially after the sex they had five minutes ago.
There's another man in Lisa's life!? Oh no.
"It's hot in here"
"I like you very much, lover boy."

BUT YOU'RE ENGAGED TO JOHNNY, LISA. YOU MUST NOT DO THIS.
OH NO THEY'RE DOING IT
ON THE STAIRS. THAT JOHNNY WALKS ON.
"Hey. This will be our secret."

<__<
>__>
I don't know if I can keep this one from @TommyWiseau , Mark.
"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."
Yes. The sunglasses are the sole factor of disguise in this equation.
I understand what purpose Mark and Johnny are for. But who the hell is Danny and why does he show up so much?
Uh-oh. Trouble brewing. Johnny didn't get his promotion.

Also Lisa had sex with Mark on the stairs but we knew that already.
"I still love you"

YOU LIE LISA. YOU LIE.
And now they are drinking. Johnny doesn't drink but he did it after Lisa pressured him.
"I'm tired! I'm wasted! I love you darling."
AGAIN with the love making
I have received advice that the characters name is not Danny but @DennysDiner so I will be correcting course from here on out
"And I'm dying!"
"You're not dying Mom."
"I got the results of the test back and I definitely have breast cancer."
"don't worry about it. everything will be fine."
"He got drunk last night. And he hit me!"

LISA YOU GOT DRUNK TOO. AND YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM.

I KNOW. I WAS THERE.
And who are these characters?
AGAIN with the canoodling.
I'm glad @DennysDiner got to meet Lisa's mother though. Ya know. Before the cancer did her in.
Oh! So Johnny adopted @DennysDiner like a son. I'm glad they explain that part. It's important plot development.
Uh-oh. @DennysDiner has some money trouble.
OH SHIT
So @DennysDiner bought drugs off of Chris R.
"it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaht. Oh hi Mark."
"I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street."
"Hahaha. What a story, Mark!"
It makes no sense why @DennysDiner is confessing his love for Lisa to Johnny.
"Lisa loves you, too, Denny. As a person, as a human being, as a friend".

;__;
Johnny is a good father figure to @DennysDiner
Why are you telling everyone Johnny hit you, Lisa. I don't understand. He takes very good care of you and you are lying.
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA"
"I had sex with someone else."
OH NO. Johnny heard Lisa say that! His life is ruined.
Who the hell is Peter?
Oh he is psychologist. Thank you for explaining, movie.
"We haven't made love in a while"

HOW OFTEN DO YOU DO IT, JOHNNY. You've done it twice this movie.
"You're having an affair with Lisa aren't you?"
WHOA THERE MARK
They play football in tuxes? That's crazy!!
Oh man. What crazy fun.
"How was work today?"
"Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money."
"What client?"
"I cannot tell you, it's confidential."
"Oh come on. Why not?"
"No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?"
THAT'S JOHNNY'S BED MARK

YOU CAN NOT CANOODLE THERE
AGAIN?!
I DON'T LIKE YOU LISA
"I’m fixing the apartment for Johnny’s birthday, but I’m really not into it."
"Oh, why not?"
"Because I’m in love with Mark, not Johnny."
"SURPRISE"🍾🎉🥳
Who the hell is this
"Hey everyone, we're expecting!"
"There is no baby."
SHE JUST SLAPPED MARK

BUT WHY
"What are you doing? What's going on here?"
Good question Johnny.
"You really don't know. Do you?"

I don't Mark.
Wait what? So much for secrecy. They're just out in the open now
Right at Johnny's party too?!!?
"Don't touch me motherfucker!"
"It's not over! Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world!"
"HOW COULD CHU LUV EM"
Oh no Johnny. Don't throw the TV
DON'T
NO
JOHNNY PLEASE
He's dead
Oh no =( @DennysDiner walked in and saw the body
The End
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