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Rob Tannenbaum @tannenbaumr
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“Beach Week Ralph Club” As anyone under the age of 60 knows, Ralph Inge is vomiting. But Kavanaugh didn’t drink in HS, so I guess this commemorates an episode of food poisoning?
“Devil’s Triangle” This is what Kavanaugh claims he never touched, because he was busy studying. I think Al Goldstein coined this term.
“Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty” Frat boys have as many words for “penis” as Eskimos do for “fucking freezing.” In my travels, “shorty” is most widely used in/near the South. BK did something with his weiner that involved Rehobeth and the police. I’ll spare you my guess.
I could give a rat’s ass that he was a high school drunk, same as I’m not impressed if he was a virgin. I do care that he may have sexually assaulted someone; that he was a bully; and certainly that he can’t own up to even the smallest parts of it. I also hate his 1970s haircut.
Oh shit, hang fire, I might owe BK an apology. “Devil’s Triangle” doesn’t necessarily mean a vagina. There are at least two other connotations. Both TOTALLY innocent, of course.
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