"The government has no plans to stockpile medicine; and no plan for shortages of food" Raab assures. "We haven't made plans for anything at all, in fact" he adds, with a touch of pride.
Raab takes a firm line with the EU, however: "if the EU27 want to leave our club, well, that is their decision. We don't want to see them cut off from civilization, but if they will insist".
Backing him up was Jeremy Hunt - who noted the comparability of the EU to the Soviet Union. #CPC2018
"The Soviets killed, deported, exiled and imprisoned countless thousands of people in occupied Europe, and ruined the lives of several generations; whereas the EU has not.
It is therefore impossible to distinguish between the two entities" - Jeremy Hunt MP
Hunt continues: "to make the EU as democratic as Britain, perhaps the twice-elected Donald Tusk could be replaced by a Royal family?" - a feeling widely shared by all twelve people in the room.
Priti Patel suggests that Tories are "failing to adequately apply the ideals of free-market capitalism to governance". Like "giving public money from the aid budget, to a government overseas; in order to ever so gently encourage them to put a spot of business our way". #CPC2018
Esther McVey is proud of forging a new partnership with Barnardo’s "to give care-leavers work experience in their shops. True, they could have got this anyway through volunteering. But shut-up" she explains #CPC2018
McVey adds: "thousands of disabled people have been helped into work by our government. Some of them are still alive".
The Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, is adamant "we must not be distracted from the serious task of telling countries to shut up and go away" #CPC2018
"I believe that humanity and the robot can co-exist in peace" explains Greg Clark (unclear who he is).
On a related note, Phillip Hammond - who I'm reliably informed is chancellor of the Exchequer - today noted: "it's all well & good for this Tusk chap to say our government's plans for Brexit won’t work: but that’s what people said about the lightbulb, back in 1878!" #CPC2018
As many of the more youthful current supporters of the Conservative Party will no doubt recall; being present to witness it, at the time.
The last time Britain's government openly ignored their duties under international law was way back in...June 2020, when the UN warned them about their failure to replace dangerous cladding on buildings.
In 2015, they were breaching international law by supplying weapons to Saudi Arabia, while its military were committing war crimes in Yemen - a practice which hasn't stopped:
When Black protesters complained to Buttigieg about siding with a white police officer who had killed a Black man, a woman asked if he expected Black people to vote for him - and he replied "I'm not asking for your vote".
It's not really good enough that white Democrats try to exploit the BLM movement, to serve their own political ends, when deep down, few of them care about meaningful change.
In 2015, David Cameron boasted "we’ve taken real steps to fight poverty. This has led to 600,000 adults and 300,000 children being taken out of relative poverty".