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Dr Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww
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You guys I want to tell you the story of a #Resistance wedding.

No pics of the wedding itself bc of reasons that will soon become clear, so lemme paint you a picture.
Bride & groom both heavily involved in Indivisible, and there's an election in a month. So they went with a straightforward courthouse wedding.
Except it turns out courthouse weddings in Fayetteville are actually kind of complicated

1) lots of bureaucratic red tape

2) they're not in the courthouse. The magistrate who handles marriages is INSIDE THE COUNTY JAIL
So imagine, if you will, a wedding party going through jail security & a rigorous anti-prostitution dress code
No phones or cameras allowed inside the jail, so they got locked in a crusty jail locker for the duration & there are no pics.
At one point they were doing a metal detector wand scan on the bride w her arms out & everything, which is both sad & kind of hilarious
So a lil old lady in the wedding party who hadn't gone thru security yet put her phone up on the bulletproof glass window to get some pics of the bride getting wand scanned

and the security dude starts bleating MA'AM. MA'AM THAT IS HIGHLY ILLEGAL

ahhh blessed nuptials
I tell you this event was 100% classic southern charm

Also kind of classic Fayetteville. Groom is an Iraq veteran of the 82nd Airborne, bride is a new American
Anyway, immediately after the wedding we all rolled down to run the county rally against Kavanaugh because it's 2018 and love is real
Have a rad marriage you guys, you're already off to a kick-ass start.

To the left, the rally. Up on the sky, the 82nd Airborne on a training jump.
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