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josie duffy rice @jduffyrice
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please solve a household dispute
what is worse - eating girl scout cookies that have been expired for 1.5 months (package is unopened) OR eating chicken that is four or five days old (cooked and refrigerated)
guys HOW ARE THE COOKIES WORSE they are packed full of preservatives honestly we could probably eat them in 2020
feeling VERY vindicated over here @zakcheneyrice 😎
also everyone that said the cookies are fine is a hero, but no one got the answer totally right. the correct answer is "wow josie you are a paragon of self-restraint for still having unopened boxes of girl scout cookies, here is your award in honor of your bravery"
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