What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?
The barbarians are due here today
Why isn’t anything happening in the senate?
Why do the senators sit there without legislating?
What laws can the senators make now?
Once the barbarians are here, they’ll do the legislating.
and why is he sitting at the city’s main gate
on his throne, in state, wearing the crown?
Because the barbarians are coming today
and the emperor is waiting to receive their leader.
replete with titles, with imposing names.
Why have our two consuls and praetors come out today
wearing their embroidered, their scarlet togas?
and rings sparkling with magnificent emeralds?
Why are they carrying elegant canes
beautifully worked in silver and gold?
and things like that dazzle the barbarians.
Why don’t our distinguished orators come forward as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?
and they’re bored by rhetoric and public speaking.
Why this sudden restlessness, this confusion?
(How serious people’s faces have become.)
everyone going home so lost in thought?
Because night has fallen and the barbarians have not come.
And some who have just returned from the border say
there are no barbarians any longer.
They were, those people, a kind of solution.
(C.P. Cavafy, Collected Poems. Translated by Edmund Keeley and Philip Sherrard)