I see your angle, movie.
And a lot of weird ambient noise.
Maybe you deserve to be eaten, jeez
You stupid motherfuckers
Also did they land ON eggs because uhhh it looked like they crushed some eggs
BRITISH DUDE DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH
YES, LET'S, PLEASE. DO NOT GO TO THAT CRASHED SHIP, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
That... that's gonna be in my nightmares
oh my god you are all going to die
IN THE ABANDONED CREEPY SHIP
ON THE CREEPY PLANET
THAT ISN'T NORMAL
NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL
OH GOD OH GOD THE THING AND THE EGG AND HIS FACE ANDNOOOOOOOOOO
You all die and she lives for a reason
oh no guys no
HE IS A LOST CAUSE, JETTISON HIM OUT AN AIRLOCK AND MOVE ON
I'm confused. So, like, stasis?
Or, like, incubation?
I am so confused
THEIR BLOOD IS ACID?!
OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD
DUDE, YOUR MATE IS THERE WITH AN ALIEN THAT HAS ACID FOR BLOOD ON HIS FACE AND YOU'RE ACTING WAY TOO CHILL RIGHT NOW
*head in hands* I just. I can't.
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES
OH GOD WHERE DID IT GO
that didn't get me at all
totally didn't get me
*wraps blanket tighter around self*
GET OFF RIPLEY
OH GOD FUCK THIS PLACE
all like shiny and glistening and
Ash is up to something
after breaking quarantine procedures
on the scary alien planet
Let me get this straight
Cain wakes up from having an alien stuck to his face and down his throat and... and everyone is just going to sit and have lunch? Like nothing happened?
oh god no
ONLY IN GIFS
YOU CAN HEAR HIS RIB CAGE CRACK OPEN
IT'S AN ALIEN THAT JUST BURST OUT OF SOMEONE'S FUCKING CHEST CAVITY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH FUCKING ALL OF YOU?!
OH DEAR GOD
I JUST FUCKING CAN'T
you had so many opportunities to have this not happen
there were PROCEDURES
You're going to catch the alien with a FUCKING NET?
HOW DID IT GET SO BIG SO FAST
YOUR CHANCES ARE BAD DUMB ASS WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
THAT IS YOUR REACTION???
I CAN'T DO THIS
FUCK THIS MOVIE
ONLY TOOK FUCKING THREE DEATHS
I just yelped for no goddamn reason ASH YOU BASTARD
WAIT, SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK
HEADS DON'T DO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT??????????????????????????
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT FUCKING ALL
WHY WAS HE A ROBOT??????????
fuck this movie
oh god I hate Ash so much and now his head is on a table and it's FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ALIENS
the fire did not make that tableau any less disturbing but, uh, thanks for trying?
Sure, why not
Because that NEVER goes poorly in horror movies
Totally didn't get me
I totally didn't jump and shriek like a giant coward
OH NO IT'S MOUTH
That's even worse
Get the fuck out of there, Ripley. Please. You are so close.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE ALIEN
Not at all
Everything's fine here
THE SHIP EXPLODED AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY!
Everything worked out in the end, I guess?
I mean, apart from all the deaths.
why is the movie not over yet
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SERIOUS
FUCKING OF COURSE
Please be wounded
RIPLEY YOU ARE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh god, that gun is NOT big enough
Like Winnie the Pooh in a tree!
HAH! Serves you right, asshole!
NOW IT'S OUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIPLEY
RIPLEY 1 ALIEN 0
*sobs with joy and relief*
AND NOW I NEVER HAVE TO SEE IT EVER AGAIN
ARE YOU HAPPY @sblackmoore