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Goodnight to everyone except Elizabeth Warren.
Goodnight to everyone except people who leave time on the microwave.
Goodnight to everyone except people who don’t keep their maple syrup in the fridge.
Goodnight to everyone except the people who doubted the Red Sox.
Goodnight to everyone except people who can’t go one day without blaming something on President Trump.
Goodnight to everyone except people who leave the Halloween candy bowl outside for kids to take from easily. Kids need to work for it!
Goodnight to everyone except people who already started playing Christmas music.
Goodnight to everyone except Democrats. #ElectionEve
Goodnight to everyone except people who don’t think Barbara is a good name for my puppy.
Goodnight to everyone except people who actually like cranberry sauce.
Goodnight to everyone except people who think they’re too good for Taco Bell.
Goodnight to everyone except trash news websites that try to shame people out of appreciating the love of a service dog.
Goodnight to everyone except people who talk about/believe their horoscopes.
Goodnight to everyone except people who think The Princess Bride is a good movie.
Goodnight to everyone except people who own a dog but don’t clean up after it. (Especially when the mess is on my lawn.)
Goodnight to everyone except people who refuse to admit that Tom Brady is the GOAT.
Goodnight to everyone except people who don’t put their maple syrup in the fridge.
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