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Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
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(THREAD) The Story @edKrassen and I did on Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman apparently attempting to pay women to discredit Robert Mueller was not originally planned to be published because we thought that it was too insanely stupid to be legitimate.
After the Special Counsel's Office informed us that they had in fact turned over the details to the FBI, and Wohl/Burkman made announcements of an event on Nov 1st, we decided to move forward and publish it all in an effort to get ahead of their false allegations...
...and let the public see the facts.

And yet both Wohl and Burkman appear to be moving forward with this fiasco of a hoax, as if everything is fine.
When Lorraine [Weaver] Parsons contacted us to claim that she was offered payment by a Burkman associate to claim that Mueller had sexually assaulted her, we immediately offered to meet her in Fort Myers or talk over the phone. She refused.
We therefore put the story on hold and instead concentrated on those connected to it. Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman were so incredibly sloppy that it blew our minds. Burkman admitted to working with Wohl, while Wohl denied such allegations...
...but then we found multiple links between Surefire Intelligence, who called and threatened me and Mr. Wohl.

This story goes to show that most criminal masterminds are not masterminds at all, but instead master BS’ers.
We are both just glad that the media was able to get ahead of this thing before the false allegations were to come to light just 6 days prior to the US elections.
Thank you to all the reporters, law enforcement agents and citizen journalists who helped bring this conspiracy to an abrupt stop.
Oh, and a note to @JacobAWohl and @Jack_Burkman: I have documentation of every single word you told us over the phone, recordings of the threats, and records of all text messages. When you are crafting your story, be very careful.
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