If you haven't already voted, go now!!! It matters!!!
2/ A consortium of law enforcement agencies arrested 75 yesterday in The Woodlands (TX), my home, for prostitution and human trafficking. Five trafficking victims were recovered, one of whom was a juvenile.
3/ Democrats in several states have been sending out mailers with a "score" showing how often the person votes and reminding them that this info is publicly available in an effort to shame them into voting. Voters who've been interviewed about it don't like it.
4/ Hellshrew operative Philippe Reines says Juanita Broaddrick, who has been trying for 20+ years to get someone interested in her claim that Slick raped her, is "full of shit." Because #BelieveWomen and #BelieveSurvivors.
5/ The UN is demanding that China close its Muslim detention camps. China is telling the UN to pound sand.
6/ At a Beijing conference on the future of the toilet, Bill Gates sought to draw attention to the lack of toilets in third-world countries by bringing a jar of human poop with him and leaving it on the table while he spoke.
7/ One has to wonder just how many toilets he could personally have installed with his tens of billions of dollars.
8/ In a much-anticipated announcement, Amazon says it will split its new "HQ2" into two parts, one in Long Island City, NY, and the other in Arlington, VA.
9/ MSNBC aired a graphic showing Democrat Gillum had won the Florida governor's race. Last night. They say their system "inadvertently populated some sample data."
10/ Four death-row inmates in Tennessee have requested death by firing squad.
11/ Michigan reporter Brenda Battel left a voicemail for Republican Senate candidate John James yesterday. Thinking she had already hung up, this was caught on the voicemail: “Man, if he beats her… Jesus! F***ing John James. That would suck!
12/ Whew, I don’t think it’s going to happen though.” Shockingly, she was fired for it by the Huron Daily Tribune.
13/ The Trump administration has petitioned SCOTUS to directly decide whether Trump has the authority to end DACA instead of having to wade through the inevitable result of going through the Ninth Circus.
14/ SpaceX's Starman, cruising through space in a Tesla roadster, has passed Mars and will soon make a u-turn for a loop around the sun.
15/ A fisherman in northern Scotland had to be rescued after a group of angry seals chased him from the beach onto a cliff face.
16/ French president Macron is calling for a European Union Army to protect the continent from "China, Russia, and even the US." No word on how they intend to protect themselves from the Trojan horse they've already let in through the gates.
17/ Has-been white singer Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam and changed her name to Shuhada Davitt. She also announced on Twitter that she never wants to spend time with white people again because "they are disgusting."
18/ Microcosmic view of the level of stupidity of a segment of America: Tickets for “An Evening With Bill and Hillary Clinton” are going for nearly $2,000 on the secondary market.
19/ 38,423,020 early or absentee votes have been cast, a record and a number that surpasses the total turnout of the 2014 midterms.
20/ In Chino (CA) a female inmate screamed in her cell for four hours and when guards refused to respond to her, she ripped out one of her own eyeballs. And ate it.
21/ FEARLESS PREDICTION: The GOP will hold the House and pick up 4-6 seats in the Senate.

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