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Presenting three men born in 1945.

Hate ages you, kids.
Lou Dobbs looks like he was gassed in World War I.
Lou Dobbs’ teeth were manufactured in the Bronze Age.
Lou Dobbs is the first person who’s lived in three different centuries.
Old ladies offer to help Lou Dobbs cross the street.
Lou Dobbs came over on the Mayflower.
Lou Dobbs learned the value of responsibility as a boy by walking his pet dinosaur.
Lou Dobbs’ college graduation picture is on the walls at Lascaux.

h/t @microtony
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