1/ TODAY'S TIDBITS
2018NOV15 At a hearing yesterday over Little Jimmy's press pass, lawyers for the Trump administration argued that POTUS can exclude all reporters from the White House complex if he so desires.
2/ The judge is expected to rule tomorrow on whether to temporarily restore Little Jimmy's pass while the larger case of constitutionality moves forward.
3/ Pelosi's potential speakership may be in trouble as several Democrats say they have the votes to block her from reclaiming the gavel.
4/ UK Prime Minister May has exhausted the patience of Parliament as she has drug out the BREXIT process interminably. Movement is gathering for a vote of No Confidence that would remove her from her position as PM.
5/ Chicago pastor to a member of the congregation who showed up in drag: "Can you leave my church and go put on man clothes? And don’t come here like that no more."
6/ Creepy Porn Lawyer Michal Avenatti was arrested for felony domestic violence yesterday in Los Angeles. Stormy Daniels, his most famous client, says she's reserving judgment for now but will fire him if the charges are proven true.
7/ Roger Stone, believed to be in Fish Mueller's sights, yesterday released text messages that were just retrieved from an old phone he used in 2016 that confirm his story that he had no contact with WikiLeaks prior to its publication of Democrat/Podesta emails.
8/ Stone has long maintained that the only info he had came from a NY radio host named Randy Credico. Credico reportedly denied this in testimony before Fish's grand jury, but the text messages show rather clearly that he was Stone's source.
9/ Fish ain't gonna be happy since this probably wrecked his plan of a ridiculous collusion claim involving Stone.
10/ Outgoing RINO Senator Jeff Flake says he won't vote to confirm any of the dozens of judges before the Senate unless he gets a vote on a bill to protect Mueller's investigation.
11/ Mark David Chapman, the walking waste of human flesh who murdered John Lennon, has again been denied parole. At his hearing, Chapman pointed out how he used hollow-point bullets specifically because he wanted Lennon to die quickly and not suffer.
12/ More than 650 illegals were caught crossing the Mexico-Arizona border just on Monday and Tuesday.
13/ There's a new twist in the battle for more than $400K raised on GoFundMe by a New Jersey couple, allegedly for the benefit of a homeless veteran. The veteran claimed the couple kept the money that was rightfully his.
14/ Now, however, prosecutors say the entire affair was a scam from the beginning, cooked up by the couple and the homeless man. All three have been charged.
15/ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, NYC's 28-year-old socialist congresscritter-elect, is sure to provide comic relief for at least two years. She's complaining on Twitter that people keep directing her to intern events in DC instead of congresscritter events.
16/ She's also endlessly blabbing about her New Green Deal which will require the US to be on 100% renewable energy in ten years.
17/ Trump announced support yesterday for a bipartisan prison reform bill called the First Step Act.
18/ Mississippi Democratic candidate for the US Senate, Mike Espy, took $750,000 in 2011 to lobby on behalf of an African despot named Laurent Gbagbo. Gbagbo is currently facing charges for Crimes Against Humanity in the International Criminal Court.
19/ Espy was Bill Clinton's Secretary of Agriculture.
20/ A federal judge overseeing some of the legal battles over Florida's recounts said Florida is the "laughingstock of the world."
21/ HEE HAW star Roy Clark has died at the age of 85.
22/ SOUTH PARK has apologized for its portrayal of Al Gore in its ManBearPig episodes.
23/ A Pittsburgh woman has been arrested for attacking another woman by throwing cans of SpaghettiOs at her car and then trying to stab her with a kitchen knife.
24/ From the article: Police said the victim’s vehicle had a broken back window, multiple dents and was smeared with red sauce and pieces of pasta.
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