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@UrsulaV
Nov 17, 2018 • 16 tweets • 8 min read • Read on X
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Okay! Here we go! The sporadically updated, no warranty expressed or implied #NamelessSheep thread!
One more before I head back to Pokémon.
Ok, I lied, one more. I just really wanted to draw the fish.
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep
#NamelessSheep and now my iPad is out of juice, so done for the night!
In which #NamelessSheep attempts carpentry, with mixed results.
#NamelessSheep
Sadly, this is not the worst thing #NamelessSheep has heard from Master Oldhorn...
How many apprentices has Master Oldhorn had, anyway? #NamelessSheep

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So a Weird Fact that I suspect many people aren’t aware of…the passenger pigeon’s vast numbers were probably a wildly unnatural result of the loss of indigenous management of the landscape.
The east coast was an extensively managed landscape when Europeans first showed up, not a massive unbroken forest. In my neck of the woods, it was called the Piedmont Prairie—a fire-controlled oak savannah with an unbelievable ecological carrying capacity.
You had copses of nut trees like the American chestnut, berry bushes, wild game, a couple domesticated crops like goosefoot that we’ve now lost, the lot. But this kind of landscape doesn’t just happen. If you don’t burn it or graze it, trees eat it.
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So last night, at 2 AM, the doorbell rang. I staggered out of bed, went downstairs, and found a bedraggled Kevin, in a bathrobe, holding a dead squirrel. He looked at me and said “So I’ve had an adventure!”
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Okay, since I haven’t told this one in awhile… *ahem*
*sips water*
Cast your mind back, lo these many years, to the strange world immediately post 9-11, when Americans were convincing themselves that their tiny town was of desperate strategic importance and the next logical target of terrorists. I was visiting my parents in rural Pennsylvania.
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And lo! We saw a Really Cool Building.
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Jun 6, 2023
It’s D&D night! The party faces off against the Serpent of Ages, an invisible mage, and an increasingly traumatized cultist. Also a trussed-up paladin sacrifice.

GM: The Serpent heaves himself out of the water and looks around with vague interest.
The evil mage drops a fireball! The affected party members are, fortunately, standing in hip-deep water and only take half damage, but that’s still a lot.

WARLOCK: YOU KILL MY CHICKEN AND NOW YOU BURN OFF MY HAIR?!
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PARTY: So it’s stupider than the Paladin?
GM: *checks attributes* …sadly, no.
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May 18, 2023
I’ll say it again—ideas are the LEAST important part of a book. The plot of HOGFATHER is that someone assassinates Santa Claus by stealing teeth from the Tooth Fairy, which looks utterly inane when typed out and is also one of the best books of the last hundred years.
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Shit, okay, apparently I can only think of one.)
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Hey internet copyright lawyers, I have a question re: AI, in light of Adobe billing their Firefly AI as copyright safe for businesses.

I have heard—from people I trust!—that many companies are avoiding using AI like the plague because of copyright fears.
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But I find I am curious about the SHAPE of that fear. Is it…

A) there’s gonna be a lawsuit and I’m not dealing with that

B) any assets we use cannot be copyrighted and other companies could steal our branding with impunity
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