LA lifestyle is fueling up ur tesla with stemcells + packing a bong of adrenochrome that ur israeli neighbor just picked up from his “hollywood connect”. you get organic hormone blockers for ur nine year old son at wholefoods and venmo a junkie $10 to windex ur macbook pro
ur roommate has been paying illegal immigrants to truck in peyote buttons from the desert but really theyre just deflated tennis balls sprayed w the last legally produced batch of jwh018 + dipped in bath salts. he eats one and wont stop talking about how good in-n-out burgers are
your dreams are haunted by electric ghosts that threaten to scrub your tinder matches. turns out this is caused by a defective router your chinese neighbor is using to upload HD classic movies hes edited chemtrails into
local gym offers a discount if you can prove youve had a vasectomy. from the treadmill you post to facebook about a new taco truck that exclusively uses insect based protein.
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