MATHS HAS CLEARLY ABANDONED US. NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING AT THIS POINT
me, a child: oh, for weights and stuff?
mum, a liar: sure
WHO HAS A MONOPOLY ON THE ONE GOOD CUP SIZE
you: uhhhh, sure. yeah. that's like... 3 cups, probably. this is a great system.
THEN WE HIT THE BIG NUMBERS
but if anyone tells me anything other than one hundred here I am tearing this entire fucking place to the ground
OF FUCKING COURSE IT DOES
WHY WOULD WORDS MEAN ANYTHING ANY MORE