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Maverick @RodStryker
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Since you communists decided to pull "Baby It's Cold Outside" from your playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other Christmas songs must immediately be removed, as they are also offensive:
1) "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" - subjecting minors to softcore porn.

2) "The Christmas Song"
- Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Unsolicited advances.
Open fire? Pollution & danger.
Folks dressed up like eskimos?
Cultural appropriation.
3) "Holly Jolly Christmas"
- Kiss her once for me?
Unwanted advances & possible gang rape scenario.

4) "White Christmas"
- Totally racist in every way.

5) "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
- He sees when you are sleeping?
He knows when you're awake?
Peeping Tom stalker.
6) "Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" - Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression & distract you from dangers of 'Orange Man BAD'.

7) "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" - Bullying & discrimination (nevermind the amazing feats of Rudolph overcoming them).
8) "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
- Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice & Jen and boots & pistols (GUNS!) for Barney & Ben.

9) "Santa Baby" - Gold digger, blackmail.

10) "Frosty The Snowman"
- Sexist: not a snow woman.
Too gender specific...
11) "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
- Blatant disregard for the hearing impaired.

12) "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
- Make the yuletide GAY?
That word doesn't mean 'happy' anymore... very offensive to gays these days.
13) "Jingle Bell Rock"
- Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet? Animal abuse.

14) "Mistletoe & Holly"
- Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two: How did this song ever see the light of day? OMG
15) "Winter Wonderland"
- Parson Brown demanding they get married: forced partnership.

16) "Deck The Halls"
- Don yourself in GAY apparel:
That word again! It doesn't mean 'happy' anymore. VERY offensive to gay community now.

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