Contrary to popular belief Brexiter no deal #Brexit planning has been in full swing for 2 years as I shall explain in this thread
1/ dismiss the very possiblity of no deal #Brexit as #ProjectFear and assure voters of a much better cake and eat it deal during campaign
2/on winning referendum experience gradual realisation that any #Brexit deal is not only certain to be inferior to EU membership but stratosphercally inferior to the promises made most of which you can't remember
3/ realise that any EU #Brexit deal is likely to involve implementing EU anti tax evasion legislation the avoidance of which is why the billionaires who have bought you backed brexit to start with
4/ experience further pressure from disaster capitalists and their pet think tanks such as Legatum IEA taxpayers alliance etc who hope to see UK bankrupted by no deal so they can make a fortune asset stripping the country
5/ accordingly make no serious attempt to negotiate an EU withdrawal agreement by spending 4 hours in 2 years in Brussels so no deal #Brexit becomes default outcome
6/ RESIGN from office to evade any responsibility for failing to make your own #Brexit lies come true in order to snipe and sabotage those at least attempting to grapple with real world #Brexit problems
7/ whilst to bring about a no deal #Brexit simultaneously dismiss any no deal warnings as #ProjectFear publicly disparage any contingency planning and actively sabotage any preparations you do this because dealing with #Brexit reality means acknowledging its a terrible idea
8/ when shitty #Brexit deal finally emerges claim that Theresa May has been bullied by Brussels and you have been bullied by Theresa may whilst simultaneously claiming you would have been tougher with the Brussels bullies and its everyone else's fault
9/ seek out scapegoats who can't answer back such as civil servants like Ollie Robbins fir the failure to make your own #Brexit lies come true
10/ blame remainers for the no deal #Brexit you have been actively working towards and civil servants for not making the preparations you had claimed were unnecessary and actively sabotaged
11/ be assured the #Brexit media will back you even when you claim black is white in the morning and white is black by lunchtime twice a week for two years and your supporters will back you until its too late for the consequences to be avoided
12/ if no deal happens you are constantly aware of the danger of the mob you whipped up may turn on you. You therefore do all you can to ensure division acrimony and rancour amongst the population
13/ when it is finally impossible to escape blame you do a bunk as a brexiter your job is to create a mess and engineer a disaster but to deal with the #Brexit consequences is everyone else's problem
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