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Kivan Bay @KivaBay
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...jesus christ dude how do you suck at EVERY part of this job
It's amazing that like I know Trump is a goddamn disaster and he still manages to surprise me. How do you fuck up the puff-piece human interest talking to kids on the phone about santa thing
Like it honestly baffles me that I can still be surprised by this dude's failures and yet. Here we are.
Like nobody is expecting that they have to explain to the president of the united states "and when children call in on Christmas Eve, try not to let them know Santa isn't real."
If I seem agog it's because this is like the easiest President Job I can think of. You know? This isn't talking to heads of state. This isn't calling families of soldiers who have died. This is the fun, easy Christmas job that like... how do you fuck this up.
You know what? I'm not even mad, I'm almost impressed. Like I was not expecting that. Wow.
He has children, you know, I'm just trying to imagine Trump on Christmas to his kids like "all these presents, i bought them, santa isn't even real, i'm real and much more famous"
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