We’ve had a drone that wasn’t a drone, a ‘migrant swarm’ that is neither migrants, nor a swarm and now we have a ferry company with no ferries. There’s some properly weird shit happening at the moment.
I missed quite a lot off that tweet. I think we can get a series out of this - a homage to the 7 Wonders of the Isle of Wight.

We have also had a vicar who wasn't a vicar 1/
We've had a government who don't govern 2/
We've had an Opposition who don't oppose 3/
We've had a legally non-binding referendum that was illegal and binding 3/
We've had the party of business who want to fuck business 4/
We've had an aircraft carrier that doesn't carry any aircraft 5/
We've had a no deal that is better than a bad deal that is worse that a bad deal that was always going to be a great deal 6/
We've had the easiest deal in history that is acutally as complex as a moon landing 7/
And that's before we even start contemplating the UK border on the island of Ireland and the backstop in the Withdrawal Agreement. 8/
Almost forgot - a New Year's Honours list that wasn't very honourable 9/
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