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The Pendulum ⭐⭐⭐ @ScotchJLK
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My "Patriot New Year Resolution" in four words or less. Funniest gets the Pendulum tweet of the year award.
Pelosi Schumer Swallwell Waters.
Trump all ye faithful.
Baby it's Trump Outside. I really can't stay.
Up on the Trump top...
Rudolph the Guiliani...had a very shiny badge...
You know Pelosi and Schumer and Swallwell and Waters.

Schiff and Beto and Ocasio and Biden.

But do you recall? The most famous asshole of all...

Barack the Muslim president....Sealed his records so we wouldn't know...

Not even JW. Could get to them so we'd know.
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